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orangecrush

(27,210 posts) Mon Sep 29, 2025, 09:37 AM Sep 29

ICE tries and fails to disappear a food delivery guy

ICE attempted
and failed to disappear a food delivery guy.
It needed to be scored.
— Steve Marmel (@marmel.bsky.social) 2025-09-29T03:10:16.612Z

Comments are golden

"So about 10 people loitering around, on governments paychecks without creating anything for the economy or security are chasing the one guy that actually serves the american people with honest work."

And...

"There’s no reason to assume he’s undocumented. Just doesn’t want to be slammed by 6 guys and detained for an unknown period of time or disappeared completely. BECAUSE OF THE WAY HE LOOKS."

lastly...

"11 men ready for war 0-1 small guy with a bike

I don’t know if I want to laugh or to cry."

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ICE tries and fails to disappear a food delivery guy (Original Post) orangecrush Sep 29 OP

Kick dalton99a Sep 29 #1

... orangecrush Sep 29 #13

Those out of shape guys with all that heavy combat gear had no chance Liberal In Texas Sep 29 #2

You know that delivery guy is in shape orangecrush Sep 29 #14

Still laughing malaise Sep 29 #3

... orangecrush Sep 29 #15

..and ignore the other guy on a bike, just brutalizing people based on looks BlueWaveNeverEnd Sep 29 #4

Of course orangecrush Sep 29 #16

The other guy on the Divvy bike saved the day by blocking the closest pursuer Prairie Gates Sep 29 #24

Just watched that about ten times, still laughing... Made my day 😁 chia Sep 29 #5

I had to watch a few times too orangecrush Sep 29 #17

"There's no reason to assume he's undocumented. Just doesn't want to be slammed by 6 guys and detained for an unknown chia Sep 29 #6

Exactly orangecrush Sep 29 #18

Gets funnier with every viewing. progressoid Sep 29 #7

Epic orangecrush Sep 29 #19

Bike riding refugee from war torn Portland? cbabe Sep 29 #8

Should enter the Tour De France orangecrush Sep 29 #20

The Benny Hill music makes it a classic. Ray Bruns Sep 29 #9

Fits perfectly orangecrush Sep 29 #21

Whenever anyone tells me British humor is subtile I comradebillyboy Sep 29 #25

I stumbled across 4 or 5 Brits orangecrush Sep 29 #29

Yes. cbabe Sep 29 #26

Physical conditioning is obviously not required of ICE Agents. Gimpyknee Sep 29 #10

SLOW orangecrush Sep 29 #22

Next, trump will order all bicycles outlawed. Volaris Sep 29 #11

You can see the "war-ravaged" streets. Mblaze Sep 29 #12

This is right by the Chicago Riverwalk - you can see the Marine Towers in the background at the beginning Prairie Gates Sep 29 #23

Who else is watching this on loop? This video is all over the internet. SunSeeker Sep 29 #27

I love the Benny Hill, but I also want it to be prefaced by Gary Oldman's EVERYONE!!! Prairie Gates Sep 29 #28

... orangecrush Sep 29 #30

The full video orangecrush Sep 29 #32

Ug, the 2 racist old white women sitting at the tables thanking the ICE thugs. Yuck. SunSeeker Sep 29 #38

Yeah orangecrush Sep 29 #39

ooh. keystone cops new short. pansypoo53219 Sep 29 #31

Epic orangecrush Sep 29 #33

Fucking Bluto there with his shoe polish colored beard. miyazaki Sep 29 #34

Supposedly orangecrush Sep 29 #37

This is why you don't see cops doing foot pursuits any more. MineralMan Sep 29 #35

Upthread is the unedited video orangecrush Sep 29 #36

This made me smile LetMyPeopleVote Sep 29 #40

... orangecrush Sep 29 #41

Kick canetoad Sep 29 #42

Thanks orangecrush Sep 29 #43

dalton99a

(90,964 posts)

1. Kick

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 09:57 AM

Sep 29

orangecrush

(27,210 posts)

13. ...

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #1)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:10 PM

Sep 29

Liberal In Texas

(15,767 posts)

2. Those out of shape guys with all that heavy combat gear had no chance

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 10:21 AM

Sep 29

catching a guy on a bike with a food delivery.

Your tax dollars at work.

orangecrush

(27,210 posts)

14. You know that delivery guy is in shape

Reply to Liberal In Texas (Reply #2)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:11 PM

Sep 29

Doing that every day!

malaise

(290,621 posts)

3. Still laughing

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 10:25 AM

Sep 29

Last edited Mon Sep 29, 2025, 10:57 AM - Edit history (1)

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orangecrush

(27,210 posts)

15. ...

Reply to malaise (Reply #3)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:11 PM

Sep 29

BlueWaveNeverEnd

(11,918 posts)

4. ..and ignore the other guy on a bike, just brutalizing people based on looks

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:04 AM

Sep 29

orangecrush

(27,210 posts)

16. Of course

Reply to BlueWaveNeverEnd (Reply #4)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:13 PM

Sep 29

The USSC said that's fine.

Prairie Gates

(6,643 posts)

24. The other guy on the Divvy bike saved the day by blocking the closest pursuer

Reply to BlueWaveNeverEnd (Reply #4)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:18 PM

Sep 29

Bravo, Anonymous Chicago Hero!

chia

(2,698 posts)

5. Just watched that about ten times, still laughing... Made my day 😁

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:10 AM

Sep 29

orangecrush

(27,210 posts)

17. I had to watch a few times too

Reply to chia (Reply #5)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:13 PM

Sep 29

chia

(2,698 posts)

6. "There's no reason to assume he's undocumented. Just doesn't want to be slammed by 6 guys and detained for an unknown

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:14 AM

Sep 29

period of time or disappeared completely. BECAUSE OF THE WAY HE LOOKS."

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orangecrush

(27,210 posts)

18. Exactly

Reply to chia (Reply #6)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:14 PM

Sep 29

progressoid

(52,240 posts)

7. Gets funnier with every viewing.

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:29 AM

Sep 29

orangecrush

(27,210 posts)

19. Epic

Reply to progressoid (Reply #7)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:14 PM

Sep 29

cbabe

(5,826 posts)

8. Bike riding refugee from war torn Portland?

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:32 AM

Sep 29

orangecrush

(27,210 posts)

20. Should enter the Tour De France

Reply to cbabe (Reply #8)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:16 PM

Sep 29

Ray Bruns

(5,750 posts)

9. The Benny Hill music makes it a classic.

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:33 AM

Sep 29

orangecrush

(27,210 posts)

21. Fits perfectly

Reply to Ray Bruns (Reply #9)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:16 PM

Sep 29

comradebillyboy

(10,911 posts)

25. Whenever anyone tells me British humor is subtile I

Reply to Ray Bruns (Reply #9)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:19 PM

Sep 29

think of Benny Hill.

orangecrush

(27,210 posts)

29. I stumbled across 4 or 5 Brits

Reply to comradebillyboy (Reply #25)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:31 PM

Sep 29

On ham radio the other day.

They had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt.

DRY humor!

cbabe

(5,826 posts)

26. Yes.

Reply to Ray Bruns (Reply #9)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:21 PM

Sep 29

https://m.

Gimpyknee

(903 posts)

10. Physical conditioning is obviously not required of ICE Agents.

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:45 AM

Sep 29

orangecrush

(27,210 posts)

22. SLOW

Reply to Gimpyknee (Reply #10)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:16 PM

Sep 29

Volaris

(11,210 posts)

11. Next, trump will order all bicycles outlawed.

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:48 AM

Sep 29

Seriously, what a bunch of fucking clowns.

Mblaze

(857 posts)

12. You can see the "war-ravaged" streets.

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 11:51 AM

Sep 29

Prairie Gates

(6,643 posts)

23. This is right by the Chicago Riverwalk - you can see the Marine Towers in the background at the beginning

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:17 PM

Sep 29

Fucking gross. The white guy on the Divvy bike slowed the closest pursuer down in an act of confused solidarity!

SunSeeker

(57,082 posts)

27. Who else is watching this on loop? This video is all over the internet.

Reply to orangecrush (Original post)

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 12:24 PM

Sep 29

He outran them while pushing a bike. Hilarious.

But not so funny is the fact that they have no warrant, nothing. They see a brown person and proceed to try to deport him to Rwanda. Fucking criminals.