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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe Borowitz Report--Trump Explodes with Rage after Gavin Newsom Wins Nobel Peace Prize
Trump Explodes with Rage after Gavin Newsom Wins Nobel Peace Prize
— Jimi Rhythm (@jimmyrhythm.bsky.social) 2025-10-07T11:51:52.448Z
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OSLO (The Borowitz Report)Donald J. Trump reportedly exploded with rage on Tuesday after the Norwegian Nobel Committee awarded the 2025 Peace Prize to California Governor Gavin Newsom.
In its official statement, the Nobel committee praised Newsom for demonstrating his dedication to the principle of peace by preventing an armed conflict between California and Oregon.
Though the committee did not bestow its prize on Trump, it did recognize him with a laser printed certificate of participation.
Deciding who will win the Peace Prize is an exhausting and stressful process, the committee stated. Donald Trumps entry gave us many hours of welcome laughter.
In its official statement, the Nobel committee praised Newsom for demonstrating his dedication to the principle of peace by preventing an armed conflict between California and Oregon.
Though the committee did not bestow its prize on Trump, it did recognize him with a laser printed certificate of participation.
Deciding who will win the Peace Prize is an exhausting and stressful process, the committee stated. Donald Trumps entry gave us many hours of welcome laughter.
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The Borowitz Report--Trump Explodes with Rage after Gavin Newsom Wins Nobel Peace Prize (Original Post)
LetMyPeopleVote
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dalton99a
(90,667 posts)1. NEXT: Trump orders Hegseth to attack Oslo and destroy Norway's oil production in the North Sea
Prairie_Seagull
(4,437 posts)2. Would make a good line for Orrex.
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LetMyPeopleVote
(171,106 posts)4. Newsome is amused by this
UTUSN
(76,004 posts)5. Hah!