Trump to deliver prime-time address to nation

[Mr.Bee]

We can only hope it's to RESIGN the presidency at noon tomorrow!

[liberalla]

1. That thought never crossed my mind! But now I'm hoping!!!

[orangecrush]

2. Quiet, Piggy

[SheltieLover]

27. You beat me to it!

Great minds...

[orangecrush]

39. Yup

[SheltieLover]

41. All together now: Quiet Piggy!

Wouldn't you love to see reporters do that? He would surely fill his diaper.

[orangecrush]

46. I am waiting for it

[SheltieLover]

47. If only reporters had spines ...

[orangecrush]

49. So far they dont

It's uncanny.

[SheltieLover]

50. Nope they don't.

😓

[leftstreet]

3. "I've never met Susie Wiles"

[CatWoman]

16. LOL

[UTUSN]

19. Hah!

[sop]

32. Susie probably wants to say the same about Trump...

[hlthe2b]

4. He never gives good news... It will be something horrific, I'd bet.

[Botany]

5. I'll skip it. Why bother?

He is a complete psychopath with vascular dementia who is working to hide his crimes.

[Chipper Chat]

6. War with Venezuela?

[duckworth969]

7. Bet that's it, land strikes will begin once Congress leaves town

[Mr.Bee]

8. Really? The Nobel Peace President?

[Traildogbob]

12. Bingo

War then Martial law. Fully weaponized ICE with live rounds and permission to kill.
Elections 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Pretty damn sure he is not about to give a Merry Christmas announcement.
War on Christmas? Whattaya say Fox. We are at Christmas and he will declare war. Pretty much the infamous War on Christmas they always rant about Dems doing.

[LudwigPastorius]

35. "The missiles are flying, Hallelujah."

[Bettie]

48. That was my first guess

or joining Russia against Ukraine.

Who fucking knows with that creature.

[C_U_L8R]

9. He isn't done disparaging Rob Reiner

The orange clown is compelled to fling his steaming diaper contents everywhere he can.

[Paladin]

31. Probably going to announce his grave-dancing schedule.

Whatever it is, I sure as hell won't be watching it.

[bucolic_frolic]

10. To brag about inflation, compare Trump bananas

to a gallon of milk.

These will be the best lies. Hee-Haw it's gonna rock!

[MIButterfly]

11. What for?

Well, that's something I'll be sure to miss. I'll read about it later.

The less I see his face or hear his voice, the better. It's been 10 years and I'd had enough of him nine-and-a-half years ago.

[Jerry2144]

13. Declare war on America

A four star general said he would attack America if given the order because of drugs and fentanyl being a ”weapon of mass destruction”

As that happens, they all better lawyer up for when we get honest people back in the White House

[Skittles]

43. Dubya and Cheney started a WAR based on lies

they were NEVER held accountable

[NCDem47]

14. White House has already given a peek (for reals)

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220871105

[Mike Niendorff]

15. The "Epstein War" is begun

* the target is Venezuela
* they have "WMD" (fentanyl, which they don't produce)
* there's no declaration of war from Congress, doing it anyway.
* release of the Epstein Files must now be postponed for "national security reasons"
* any discussion of Trump and Epstein will be prosecuted as "sedition"


MDN

[Timeflyer]

33. Exactly what I'm thinking.

[Mr.Bee]

18. The Come Is Yet Too Best!

[dem4decades]

20. Watching TV at noon tomorrow is the last thing I'll do.

[spanone]

21. Declaring war on Venezuela?

He's moving the 'winter white house' to Moscow?

[Jersey Devil]

24. Yep, goes along with his exec order making fenenyl a WMD

Nevermind that is ridiculous but he figures if Bush could do it then so can he..

[Srkdqltr]

22. What happens if we don't watch?

[canetoad]

23. I hope you're right

When I saw the announcement, first thought was he will declare war on Antifa.

[jmowreader]

25. "The Democratic response will be presented by Representative Jasmine Crockett"

“Good evening. I have, using personal funds, purchased 900 gallons of used motor oil from a Jiffy Lube and a horse trough from a feed store. Since the only way to save the national is to boil that fat fuck in oil, that’s what we’re going to do starting as soon as the oil heats up.”

[YodaMom2]

26. Based on what Karoline Leavitt said,

sounds like it's going to be an hour of him self-fellating.

[SheltieLover]

28. 12/19 is deadline for eps files release. Squirrel!

[LetMyPeopleVote]

29. Please resign or announce that he is going into Hospice care

[Harker]

30. Pencils...blah blah blah... dolls blah blah blah... snakes blah blah...

[3catwoman3]

38. You forgot "Biden...blah blah blah"

[Harker]

40. Yes! Biden blah blah blah...

Blather, rinse, repeat.

[Mr.Bee]

34. I Won't Be Watching It

I'm sure I'll get the rundown on PBS
and if not from Cenk, Farron, Brian, and Thom Hartmann!

[Torchlight]

36. My guess is it'll be nothing other than him fluffing his own failed policies and telling Americans

that the dramatically higher prices we're paying for food, rent, utilities and all durable goods this year are FAKE AND PHONY NUMBERS which will GO DOWN TREMENDOUSLY IN TWO WEEK!

Maybe he'll tell us he started an illegal war with a neighbor, but my guess is he's just trying to stop his numbers from bleeding so badly.

[DFW]

37. Maybe it'll just be the traditional Trump holiday sentiment

Piss on Earth, Good Walls Toward Men

[SheltieLover]

42. Maybe he wants to remind people to only buy 2 pencils & 2 dolls for their kids?

[Endlessmike56]

44. Infomercial for Trump phones

[durablend]

45. "Gas prices down 1000%!"

They'll be paying us to fill our cars!!