Oh boy! Trump is going to give a year end address to the nation this Friday night!

[imanamerican63]

This isn’t going to an address, more like lying bitch speech!

But it could be when he announces that he is not going to around much longer! So, we had better be nice to him!

[Prairie Gates]

1. It's so pathetic: he was going to do a tour, but was too old and incoherent for that

Then they were going to send out surrogates, but everyone knows that his surrogates are a bunch of losers and nobody likes them.

So now they're going to do a national address? Pathetic.

[rzemanfl]

2. Wednesday AND Friday?

Good grief!

[Raine]

3. I thought it was Wednesday night??? 🤔 nt

[Rebl2]

20. It is

Two networks are giving him maybe fifteen minutes. Hope they cut him if he rambles on. They should not show him at all. Let fox show him.

[lame54]

23. War with Venezuela

[Buns_of_Fire]

24. He's going to announce that he's renamed Friday to Wednesday.

And the day formerly known as "Wednesday", or "hump day" for the working class, will now be known as "Trumpday," to honor the First Humper. Something like that.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

26. Same here

[Deuxcents]

4. I'll be busy..doing something. Maybe a repeat of the CBS interview with Erica..just busy, busy these days

[tavernier]

5. ...

A Cheeseburg Address?

(Sorry. President Lincoln…)

[oldtime dfl_er]

6. so does that mean some of the Epstein files

are actually going to be released on Friday?

[The Madcap]

7. It will be pre-recorded

And AI scrubbed to make him appear somewhat coherent.

[milestogo]

8. He will announce the dismissal of Susie Wiles, that crazy bitch!

[CanonRay]

18. He doesn't know her!

[milestogo]

22. She's a Democrat hoax!

[ZDU]

9. Bless its heart

[blogslug]

10. Tomorrow night. Wednesday December 17 at 9PM EST

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-address-nation-wednesday-night/story?id=128458587

[imanamerican63]

11. Trump thinks it Friday!

[Swede]

12. Shit! Tomorrow is the day I beat my rugs.

[EndlessMaze]

13. I'd rather get a root canal by a dentist in training

,without anesthesia, than watch a speech by Mango Mussolini.

[BlueKota]

14. I wish he'd pee and poop himself live on TV.

[The Madcap]

21. Three waste products simultaneously

If you include his word salad.

[MorbidButterflyTat]

25. He probably has!

[BlueKota]

30. Wouldn't surprise me. 😄

[kwolf68]

15. Only thing that will make sense

Is if he delivers it from Nuremberg .

I have no words for this human fecal matter presiding over our nation.

[ABC123Easy]

16. Friday night?

I read a post on here that said it's tomorrow at noon.

What's up?

[imanamerican63]

17. I heard it was Friday. Prerecorded in case he falls asleep?

[ABC123Easy]

19. 😂

[BlueKota]

31. His trained parakeet Caroline

says it's to tout his wonderful success so far, and unveil plans for the future.

To translate: He's going to spout braggadocious lies, and inform of us of the newest horrific plans he has in store for we the American people. The condensed version: Same shit different day.

[RedWhiteBlueIsRacist]

27. Now that he is BFF with Jehoshaphat, I'm expecting him to speak in tongues.

[LudwigPastorius]

28. Kirk, Spock, and Bones listen to Trump's speech:

KIRK

Watch his mouth.

SPOCK

Captain, his speech follows no logical pattern.

KIRK

Random sentences, strung together.

MCCOY

He looks drugged, Jim...almost in a cataleptic state.

[synni]

29. Here's a drinking game idea

Take a drink every time he starts to ramble incoherently.

Then again, don't. We wouldn't want anybody to die of alcohol poisoning.