OMG! THE WINE MOMS ARE COMING!

[orleans]

OMG this paranoid schnook at Fox David Marcus believes there are "ORGANIZED GANGS OF WINE MOMS" using "Antifa Tactics" against ICE

Come for the laughs; stay for even more laughs! #GangsOfWineMoms www.foxnews.com/opinion/davi...

— Keith Olbermann (@olbermann.bsky.social) 2026-01-12T23:37:58.994Z

on edit:
okay, i finally clicked on the link olbermann posted.
wine moms. yep -- he said it/wrote it.
what an idiot
https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/david-marcus-impeding-federal-law-enforcement-not-protest-its-just-crime.amp

on edit again to add some of the replies on bluesky

At my local Antifa cell, only Meg drinks wine. Some think she has a problem.

— David Stone (@david-stone.bsky.social) 2026-01-12T23:41:26.484Z

Are these women in the room with you sir,

— Karl_P (@karlph.bsky.social) 2026-01-12T23:41:14.214Z

He’s lucky they haven’t organized yet.

— (@trruhnke.bsky.social) 2026-01-12T23:40:20.694Z

Word. Them bitches can phone tree!

— (@jennx91.bsky.social) 2026-01-12T23:58:29.269Z

You don't know how dangerous wine moms are until suddenly they're all around you demanding to see the manager or telling your boyfriend he really needs to take a shower.

— vfrankensteen (@vfrankensteen.bsky.social) 2026-01-12T23:55:13.564Z

Thanks Keith- just altered my handle to Wine Mom Gangster.

— thatlisachick. Wine mom gangster (@darwinwept.bsky.social) 2026-01-12T23:52:13.612Z

Dammit I was just getting used to be called Radical Leftist Scum. I can’t keep up.

— MiaNJ ❌👑 (@rosemarynj.bsky.social) 2026-01-12T23:40:22.483Z

My wife came home smelling of wine and yelling

— Howard Swinford (@howardswinford.bsky.social) 2026-01-13T00:56:37.525Z

[lapfog_1]

1. probably in those CARAVANS

and burgundy colored Honda Pilots.

[OAITW r.2.0]

2. Fox can't comprehend that real people don't listen to Fox.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

3. Looks like a job for the Ketamine kid

Wait he's a foreigner.

[surfered]

4. After the soccer game...

[PatSeg]

6. I especially like that last one!

"My wife came home smelling of wine and yelling."

[Enter stage left]

7. If you've already been identified as a "wine dad"...

Can you join?

[Enter stage left]

8. I'll bet everything I have, none of the wine moms are drinking Trump Wine!

[MustLoveBeagles]

19. They have good taste

[USS_Dauntless]

9. David Marcus looks like a registered sex offender.

[Nasruddin]

10. No, no

... he isn't registered yet.

[Mme. Defarge]

11. Damn! I want to sign up

but do “cat moms” count?

[Randomthought]

12. Mom of 4 cats and I drink pinot grigio

I must be at leas a squad leader.

[Mme. Defarge]

13. Damn straight!

You GO girl!

[orleans]

14. cat mom, eh? why not start your own whole new gang?

cat moms aka the claw club

pelting ice with hairballs!
ME-WOW!

[H2O Man]

15. Wonderful!

Obviously way, way recommended!

I know a fair number of Wine Moms. They are wonderful, and bring forth the beauty and power of older women. I really love them. In fact, if the ancient wisdom that "you are who you eat" is true, I have the right to self-identify as one. I know my rights.

[brakester]

16. FAUX-NOOSE propaganda written by an angry 6 year-old.

From the faux snooze link:

"According to a recent poll, only 24% of Americans believe that it is acceptable to go beyond peaceful protest in response to ICE enforcement. But among White women 18-44, that number leaps to an astounding 61%."

The women are doing the important work!!!
Again, WOMEN are showing they are further evolved than men as a whole!

(Excluding the mensches out there that I love.)

[Aristus]

17. I'M A WINE DAD!

Tell me the time and place! I'll be there!

[brakester]

18. Faux-Snooze propaganda again!

"The responsible thing for every Democrat in politics and in the media to do today, right now, is to tell their audiences that it is never OK to assault a cop," (except on Jan6!) "it is never OK to impede a federal investigation, and they need to knock it off."

I added the text in parenthesis.

[malaise]

20. It's all goody until they

put ICE in their wine glasses.
That would be tacky😀