MAGA is dead.

[red dog 1]

Hell. Hell is where you go.

— Mueller, She Wrote (@muellershewrote.com) 2026-03-02T05:01:29.461Z

[Johnny2X2X]

1. They're so disappointed

They really wanted to kill their neighbors, and now they're wondering why they didn't get the blood in the streets they were promised, save for ICE murdering their enemies of course.

[FalloutShelter]

2. Yep!

[Girard442]

3. Not totally dead. The Talibangelicals still thirst for that sweet, sweet Kool-Aid.

Orange this time.

[Permanut]

4. Roger that..

We haven't heard from Paula White yet.

[calimary]

12. Talibangelicals!

I like it. A LOT!!!

And it sure does fit!

NEVERTHELESS... they're still around and they still want power and they still want to dominate. WE CAN'T LET THEM!!!!!

[OMGWTF]

14. My 95-year-old Talibangelical mother thinks T💩p is bringing Jebus back!

[calimary]

15. I'm so sorry.

Sorry that you have to deal with that, with your MOTHER! And I bet you'd give the world to be able to wake her up.

[Grim Chieftain]

19. So sorry you have to deal with that

It's more likely he brought Satan back.

[Emile]

20. The religiously insane.

[paleotn]

21. Yep. The evilgelical, ends justify the means crowd really have no where to go....

except cultural irrelevance. I hope I live long enough for that to happen. A time when they're looked at like the Amish. A few quaint little communities of people with strange, anachronistic beliefs.

[Demobrat]

24. At least the Amish build beautiful furniture.

MAGAts build nothing. They only destroy.

[paleotn]

25. And are generally very nice people.

Them and the various types of Mennonites I've met. Bad analogy on my part.

[Grammy23]

5. Straight to hell is where you go.

Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.00

Just leave.

[Celerity]

6. more

This post comes from Breck Worsham, who runs the social media brand The Patriotic Blonde — a conservative commentator and self-described “constitutional journalist.”

[calimary]

13. Keeping this!

[pecosbob]

7. If I had my way they would all be tattooed with a big T on their foreheads.

[sarisataka]

8. MAGA is may be dead

But the conservative Judenhass is alive and well.

[MLWR]

10. And has been for centuries.

[EarthFirst]

9. Swell.

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How about the Heritage Foundation or the Family Research Council or the Cato Institute in this eulogy?

How about the media orgs that willfully re-branded hate groups as the “Alt-Right” and allowed them to enter the broader discussion as if anything they had to say ever fucking mattered?

I see nothing that has got us here in the first place that’s dead here…

[Hassler]

11. MAGA may be dead, but Julius Seizure

Is still staggering along with festering wounds breaking out on his fat carcass.

[Ford_Prefect]

16. They are so blind to who is actually pulling their strings. No clue about MBS, or the Heritage/2025 cabal, or Koch+

Walton and all the other oligarchs, and Tech Bros Ultra rich planning to re-engineer and erase American culture along with ANYONE who is not part of their club. Who see the MAGA as a disposable tool to edit political society with.

The same sheep who were driven to support the wars in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Syria with no questions at all. Never had a thought about who ACTUALLY benefitted from those actions, or who created the conditions which generated them.

[I_UndergroundPanther]

33. Fear driven people and

Narcissists don’t have innate curiosity if they ever had it, it’s ship long ago sailed away

[IronLionZion]

17. Walking Dead

they are still doing plenty of damage

[Wednesdays]

30. Don't dead.

Open inside.

[Initech]

18. Well, the first step is admitting that you have a problem!

[paleotn]

28. I'll give her that but nothing else.

If they were too dumb and hateful to see through this facade, how are they going to react the next time some jackass comes along and pushes their cult buttons? Dump Trump because he's not the right kind of hateful asshole?

[Initech]

32. Yeah exactly.

Trump got to where he is by pushing the buttons of the easily manipulative. He went where others wouldn't dare touch. He said things that triggered people's deepest emotions and stroked their fears. His goons were able to get people to turn against things that ordinary people wouldn't have a problem with. He basically lit off a powder keg that was waiting to explode.

But by the time they've woken up and realized they got conned, it will be too late.

[AllaN01Bear]

22. vote democratic ?

[sop]

27. They will never, ever vote "D."

Trump may have fooled them, but they'll still vote "R" in November.

[mgardener]

23. Bless her heart.

Bless her stupid, heart.

[JHB]

26. They could start by pulling their heads out of their rears

Maybe get their sense of smell back so they can tell the difference between horsedump and chocolate.

[Doodley]

29. Trump is at 42.2 percent approval according to Nate Silver. Sorry, but that's not dead. Wish it was.

[B.See]

31. Agreed. NOT dead, not nearly

dead enough, and not by a long shot - in spite of wishes to the contrary.

Not as long as Trump and people like him are still empowered.

[flvegan]

34. So first, who the fuck is ImBreckWorsham and why should I care?

Second, why is @meullershewrote regurgitating the aforementioned "account" for any reason?

Third, why are we entertaining it here at DU?

[GenThePerservering]

35. Somebody named after a shampoo brand.

OK.