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AverageOldGuy

(3,691 posts)
Tue Mar 3, 2026, 03:33 PM Tuesday

You KNOW he is planning . . .

. . . a HUGE "Victory In Iran" celebration and parade for July 4. You know he is.

Complete with tanks and other armored vehicles all of which had NO PART IN THE WAR roaring down Constitution Ave, ripping up the asphalt, not giving DC the money to repair.

Complete with an unending flyover by every aircraft in the inventory.

Complete with the USAF Thunderbirds and USN Blue Angels (WITHOUT THOSE DEI FEMALE PILOTS) performing stunts all day long (shut down all commercial air traffic in/out of Washington National Airport).

Complete with the lead vehicle being a HUMVEE with .50-cal machine GUN mounted, with Secretary of War Hogsbreath standing beside the .50-cal, saluting the Commander In Chief (that is, if they can get Hogsbreath sober).

YOU KNOW THIS IS WHAT HE'S PLANNING.

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You KNOW he is planning . . . (Original Post) AverageOldGuy Tuesday OP
Oy! yellow dahlia Tuesday #1
Well, that will make for one hell of a 'mission accomplished' statement, wont it? Volaris Tuesday #2
Given the way things go under Trump, he could just as well be sitting in the rubble that once was the Vinca Tuesday #3
I would be fine with a big Military parade...... thomski64 Tuesday #4
LOL! some_of_us_are_sane Tuesday #5
When Iranian terrorism/response cuts some American lives short, Jarqui Tuesday #6

Volaris

(11,627 posts)
2. Well, that will make for one hell of a 'mission accomplished' statement, wont it?
Tue Mar 3, 2026, 03:45 PM
Tuesday

No fucking way he's out of this by memorial day if Iran now decides otherwise.

And if that's what does happen, he can throw all the parades he wants, his CEILING will be 25%.

Vinca

(53,750 posts)
3. Given the way things go under Trump, he could just as well be sitting in the rubble that once was the
Tue Mar 3, 2026, 03:53 PM
Tuesday

White House because an ally of Iran like China or Russia delivered a comeuppance.

Jarqui

(10,893 posts)
6. When Iranian terrorism/response cuts some American lives short,
Tue Mar 3, 2026, 04:26 PM
Tuesday

that will take a lot of fun and celebration out of it

"suckers and losers" won't bother Trump but it will bother a lot of Americans

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