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[Miles Archer]

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Trump: "I call them stupid borders. By stupid people that put them there."

Trump: "I call them stupid borders. By stupid people that put them there."

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I call him a stupid president. By stupid people who put him there.
12:45 PM · May 8, 2026
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I call him a stupid president. By stupid people who put him there.

— Shai Hulud 🇺🇸 & 🇳🇬 & 🇮🇳 (@sardarji.bsky.social) 2026-05-08T16:45:14.396Z

[Bumbles]

1. Stupid is as stupid does. If only they could see themselves. Oh, right! They do in trump.

[niyad]

2. I cannot stand listening to him for even two seconds. WHAT is he

yammering about now???

[mwmisses4289]

3. What the eff is he on about?

Is he exposing his ignorant, toddler-esque delusion that everything in the world is his?

[lastlib]

5. WTF is he ON??

Whatever it is, it interferes with his synapses, cuz they ain't firin' right.

[Justice matters.]

4. Stoopid pedo, I call him stoopid pedo.

In a stoopid injustice system.

[Lovie777]

6. +10.........

😝

[paleotn]

7. Great retort but what the hell is dotard yapping about?

No, I’m not listening to him. I’ve barely heard a word he’s said in 10 years. So just give me the context.

[Miles Archer]

8. Unfortunately, I'm the same way. I can take as much of his voice as a leap for the mute button will allow.

I think the last time I allowed myself to hear more than a few seconds of that voice was during his first term.

[murielm99]

10. For me, that includes looking at his stupid face.

I look away rather than look at that orange mess.

[Miles Archer]

11. He has a long, tedious list of affectations he cycles through every time he performs

The "jutting the jaw from side to side while clutching the podium" thing he does when he thinks he's said something "funny"

The invisible accordion

Exaggerated physical movements accompanied by fake whining, as in the disabled reporter or his recent "impression" of trans athletes

The super-annoying sing-song voice when he is telegraphing that he's REALLY expecting BIG LAUGHS when he finally shuts up

The moron dance

And that's just for starters. So my tolerance for seeing OR hearing him is also really, really low.

[OGBuzz]

9. A stupid man created by two stupid people!

Was there no contraception in 1946?