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Orrex

(67,376 posts) Fri May 15, 2026, 07:04 AM 19 hrs ago

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Is he dead yet?

Humiliated to death on the international stage, though he didn't even realize it?

Crushed to death by a "nation in decline" that he didn't realize is his own doing?

Fatal colon rupture due to an impacted Fetterman?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 19 hrs ago OP

🌞 Good morning! littlemissmartypants 19 hrs ago #1

Great point, Pants! SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #9

Satan is getting impatient, after all God gave Donald to him, and he wants him NOW! Joinfortmill 19 hrs ago #2

;-{) BIRD DRONE ATTACK Goonch 19 hrs ago #3

Yesterday. I really thought it would be yesterday. AllyCat 19 hrs ago #4

Alas, my botttle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 19 hrs ago #5

Soon... SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #8

We all share your dream... surfered 18 hrs ago #11

OK..That's the best "Keeper" ever, ever ! chouchou 18 hrs ago #13

would the third one take out both the orange blob AND Fetterman? Because that would be cool. LymphocyteLover 19 hrs ago #6

Fatal prolapsed rectum caused by removal of sycophants? SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #7

Attacked by red ants while golfing. Chewed his flesh down to the bone. He was bad to the bone. twodogsbarking 18 hrs ago #10

Not yet. My google news alerts have not sounded any alarms today. Perhaps tomorrow. QueerDuck 18 hrs ago #12

"Elegantly" laid to rest by Xi. 2MuchNoise 17 hrs ago #14

Xi garnished tRump's meal with some brainworm parasite larvae Blue Owl 17 hrs ago #15

Good one MustLoveBeagles 13 hrs ago #24

Humiliated to death when he found out even THIS guy was laughing at him... hlthe2b 17 hrs ago #16

Caught hantavirus from an unidentified cabinet member Blumancru 17 hrs ago #17

I feel guilty laughing at this one... Person of Interest 17 hrs ago #18

Too many winners today to pick one. Thank you everybody. And thanks to St Orrex for helping keep our spirits up. surfered 17 hrs ago #19

May St. Orrex of Perpetual Hope's dream cone true rfn! SheltieLover 8 hrs ago #26

No but malaise 16 hrs ago #20

This message was self-deleted by its author jfz9580m 16 hrs ago #21

Post removed Post removed 14 hrs ago #22

Sorry to say NO. Seems like bluestarone 14 hrs ago #23

trump looks like shit LetMyPeopleVote 9 hrs ago #25

littlemissmartypants

(34,320 posts)

1. 🌞 Good morning!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:09 AM

19 hrs ago

Number three, please.
I'm a fan of 2 for 1 events.

I hope everyone has a lovely day.

Thank you for the discussion, Orrex.

❤️

SheltieLover

(81,647 posts)

9. Great point, Pants!

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #1)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:47 AM

19 hrs ago

Joinfortmill

(21,642 posts)

2. Satan is getting impatient, after all God gave Donald to him, and he wants him NOW!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:15 AM

19 hrs ago

Goonch

(5,564 posts)

3. ;-{) BIRD DRONE ATTACK

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:27 AM

19 hrs ago

AllyCat

(18,985 posts)

4. Yesterday. I really thought it would be yesterday.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:27 AM

19 hrs ago

Hoping someone else in the pool wins soon.

niyad

(133,967 posts)

5. Alas, my botttle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:28 AM

19 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(81,647 posts)

8. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:45 AM

19 hrs ago

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

surfered

(14,214 posts)

11. We all share your dream...

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Fri May 15, 2026, 08:23 AM

18 hrs ago

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

chouchou

(3,289 posts)

13. OK..That's the best "Keeper" ever, ever !

Reply to surfered (Reply #11)

Fri May 15, 2026, 08:48 AM

18 hrs ago

LymphocyteLover

(10,123 posts)

6. would the third one take out both the orange blob AND Fetterman? Because that would be cool.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:39 AM

19 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(81,647 posts)

7. Fatal prolapsed rectum caused by removal of sycophants?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 07:44 AM

19 hrs ago

twodogsbarking

(19,300 posts)

10. Attacked by red ants while golfing. Chewed his flesh down to the bone. He was bad to the bone.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 08:01 AM

18 hrs ago

QueerDuck

(1,931 posts)

12. Not yet. My google news alerts have not sounded any alarms today. Perhaps tomorrow.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 08:35 AM

18 hrs ago

Fingers crossed.

2MuchNoise

(862 posts)

14. "Elegantly" laid to rest by Xi.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 09:04 AM

17 hrs ago

Blue Owl

(59,600 posts)

15. Xi garnished tRump's meal with some brainworm parasite larvae

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 09:18 AM

17 hrs ago

Then blames it on RFK Jr!

MustLoveBeagles

(17,184 posts)

24. Good one

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #15)

Fri May 15, 2026, 01:15 PM

13 hrs ago

hlthe2b

(114,625 posts)

16. Humiliated to death when he found out even THIS guy was laughing at him...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 09:26 AM

17 hrs ago

Blumancru

(305 posts)

17. Caught hantavirus from an unidentified cabinet member

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 09:30 AM

17 hrs ago

….who caught it from a decaying raccoon penis?

Person of Interest

(383 posts)

18. I feel guilty laughing at this one...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 09:36 AM

17 hrs ago

"Fatal colon rupture due to an impacted Fetterman?"

😅😂🤣

surfered

(14,214 posts)

19. Too many winners today to pick one. Thank you everybody. And thanks to St Orrex for helping keep our spirits up.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 09:42 AM

17 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(81,647 posts)

26. May St. Orrex of Perpetual Hope's dream cone true rfn!

Reply to surfered (Reply #19)

Fri May 15, 2026, 06:03 PM

8 hrs ago

malaise

(297,844 posts)

20. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 10:04 AM

16 hrs ago

The trip may be the last tip

Response to Orrex (Original post)

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bluestarone

(22,454 posts)

23. Sorry to say NO. Seems like

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 12:23 PM

14 hrs ago

We are out of miracles, i guess!!

LetMyPeopleVote

(181,879 posts)

25. trump looks like shit

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Fri May 15, 2026, 05:57 PM

9 hrs ago

This asshole is not well

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