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Orrex

(67,399 posts) Mon May 18, 2026, 08:15 AM Monday

Is he dead yet?

Burned as a heretic by his beloved flock for ditching his Big Bullshit Faith event?

Politely drowned by Canadians for canceling The Columbia River Water Treaty?

Probed to death?

Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Monday OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unnopened. niyad Monday #1

👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Monday #3

We share your dream snd your hopes.. surfered Monday #4

Yes!!! SheltieLover Monday #6

Snort! I was really sooo late here; that it's the next day already. ..but THIS was worth it electric_blue68 Tuesday #25

Better late than never! SheltieLover Tuesday #26

👍 electric_blue68 Tuesday #27

I mean, we've been waiting a loooong time already... SheltieLover Tuesday #28

Hmmm... wasn't therea George Harrison song... electric_blue68 Tuesday #29

Yup. SheltieLover Tuesday #30

😄👍 electric_blue68 Tuesday #32

👍 SheltieLover Tuesday #33

Just curious, what brand? SocialDemocrat61 Monday #11

The Widow. I also have somee very nice prosecco as backup. niyad Monday #12

May I suggest Santa Margherita Prosecco? surfered Monday #15

Jose Cuervo. twodogsbarking Monday #14

Sadly no, but there is still plenty of time today for the fortunate event to occur. SheltieLover Monday #2

;-{) ALIEN ENCOUNTER Goonch Monday #5

No but malaise Monday #7

What's to come soon, Trumpie... hlthe2b Monday #8

Aw, poor turtle 🐢 MustLoveBeagles Monday #18

Suffocated on his binky. He sucked too much. twodogsbarking Monday #9

This message was self-deleted by its author SocialDemocrat61 Monday #10

Keeping Hope Alive. BurnDoubt Monday #13

Tell me more about that probe. Sounds interesting... CTyankee Monday #16

Fell asleep at the golf cart wheel Blue Owl Monday #17

Or Tiger Woods was driving MustLoveBeagles Monday #19

Bwah -- even better! Two turds with one stone.... Blue Owl Monday #21

Finds out You Can't Take It With You and dies of shock. Wicked Blue Monday #20

Oh I lke that one! Orrex Monday #23

Thanks Wicked Blue Monday #24

Go blood clots LetMyPeopleVote Monday #22

NO----- They've been HIDING him too much !!!! Jack Valentino Tuesday #31

niyad

(134,058 posts)

1. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unnopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2026, 08:16 AM

Monday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(81,745 posts)

3. 👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠👠

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Mon May 18, 2026, 08:22 AM

Monday

Waiting is tiresome. Come on, cholesterol!!!

surfered

(14,332 posts)

4. We share your dream snd your hopes..

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Mon May 18, 2026, 08:26 AM

Monday

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

SheltieLover

(81,745 posts)

6. Yes!!!

Reply to surfered (Reply #4)

Mon May 18, 2026, 08:31 AM

Monday

electric_blue68

(27,355 posts)

25. Snort! I was really sooo late here; that it's the next day already. ..but THIS was worth it

Reply to surfered (Reply #4)

Tue May 19, 2026, 02:00 AM

Tuesday

TY!

SheltieLover

(81,745 posts)

26. Better late than never!

Reply to electric_blue68 (Reply #25)

Tue May 19, 2026, 02:08 AM

Tuesday

electric_blue68

(27,355 posts)

27. 👍

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #26)

Tue May 19, 2026, 02:18 AM

Tuesday

SheltieLover

(81,745 posts)

28. I mean, we've been waiting a loooong time already...

Reply to electric_blue68 (Reply #27)

Tue May 19, 2026, 02:23 AM

Tuesday

electric_blue68

(27,355 posts)

29. Hmmm... wasn't therea George Harrison song...

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #28)

Tue May 19, 2026, 02:26 AM

Tuesday

Long, long, long ..

Goes to look up

Yup The White album 👍

SheltieLover

(81,745 posts)

30. Yup.

Reply to electric_blue68 (Reply #29)

Tue May 19, 2026, 02:52 AM

Tuesday

Lol

electric_blue68

(27,355 posts)

32. 😄👍

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #30)

Tue May 19, 2026, 03:12 AM

Tuesday

SheltieLover

(81,745 posts)

33. 👍

Reply to electric_blue68 (Reply #32)

Tue May 19, 2026, 03:22 AM

Tuesday

SocialDemocrat61

(8,047 posts)

11. Just curious, what brand?

Reply to niyad (Reply #1)

Mon May 18, 2026, 10:06 AM

Monday

Dom Pérignon? Bollinger? Cristal? Krug?

Personally, I have an old bottle of Fresca. That's all he deserves. LOL

niyad

(134,058 posts)

12. The Widow. I also have somee very nice prosecco as backup.

Reply to SocialDemocrat61 (Reply #11)

Mon May 18, 2026, 10:21 AM

Monday

The friends with whom I will celebrate all have assorted bubbly.

surfered

(14,332 posts)

15. May I suggest Santa Margherita Prosecco?

Reply to niyad (Reply #12)

Mon May 18, 2026, 11:19 AM

Monday

Reasonably priced. A group of us had a blind taste of champagnes. We snuck this one amongst French champagnes, including Vieux Clicquot, and it was the consensus winner to their shock.

twodogsbarking

(19,367 posts)

14. Jose Cuervo.

Reply to SocialDemocrat61 (Reply #11)

Mon May 18, 2026, 11:11 AM

Monday

SheltieLover

(81,745 posts)

2. Sadly no, but there is still plenty of time today for the fortunate event to occur.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2026, 08:21 AM

Monday

Goonch

(5,602 posts)

5. ;-{) ALIEN ENCOUNTER

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2026, 08:27 AM

Monday

Posted on Truth Social
https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116591901587847680

The Aftermath

malaise

(298,052 posts)

7. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2026, 08:46 AM

Monday

Things aren’t going well

hlthe2b

(114,720 posts)

8. What's to come soon, Trumpie...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2026, 09:04 AM

Monday

We all hope the turtle is okay. You, well...

MustLoveBeagles

(17,316 posts)

18. Aw, poor turtle 🐢

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #8)

Mon May 18, 2026, 01:10 PM

Monday

twodogsbarking

(19,367 posts)

9. Suffocated on his binky. He sucked too much.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2026, 09:59 AM

Monday

Response to Orrex (Original post)

SocialDemocrat61 This message was self-deleted by its author.

BurnDoubt

(1,909 posts)

13. Keeping Hope Alive.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2026, 10:45 AM

Monday

Stay With It Orrex!

CTyankee

(68,500 posts)

16. Tell me more about that probe. Sounds interesting...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2026, 11:44 AM

Monday

Blue Owl

(59,635 posts)

17. Fell asleep at the golf cart wheel

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2026, 12:36 PM

Monday

MustLoveBeagles

(17,316 posts)

19. Or Tiger Woods was driving

Reply to Blue Owl (Reply #17)

Mon May 18, 2026, 01:11 PM

Monday

Blue Owl

(59,635 posts)

21. Bwah -- even better! Two turds with one stone....

Reply to MustLoveBeagles (Reply #19)

Mon May 18, 2026, 01:27 PM

Monday

Wicked Blue

(9,025 posts)

20. Finds out You Can't Take It With You and dies of shock.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2026, 01:22 PM

Monday

Orrex

(67,399 posts)

23. Oh I lke that one!

Reply to Wicked Blue (Reply #20)

Mon May 18, 2026, 02:41 PM

Monday

Wicked Blue

(9,025 posts)

24. Thanks

Reply to Orrex (Reply #23)

Mon May 18, 2026, 03:14 PM

Monday

I'd like to be a fly on the wall when he learns this,

LetMyPeopleVote

(182,165 posts)

22. Go blood clots

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Mon May 18, 2026, 02:34 PM

Monday

Jack Valentino

(5,252 posts)

31. NO----- They've been HIDING him too much !!!!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 19, 2026, 02:55 AM

Tuesday

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