Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have

[Zorro]

WASHINGTON—Declaring the financial allocation a matter of utmost urgency, President Donald Trump on Monday requested $1.2 trillion to have.

“I’m calling upon Congress today to immediately provide me with $1.2 trillion in funding that I currently do not possess but which I will possess once it is given to me,” said Trump, acknowledging that he had previously asked for just $900 billion but was now requesting more so that he would have more.

“Even as we speak, I do not have this money, and the only way for me to get it is through swift budgetary action. I’ve gone too long without $1.2 trillion that I’d very much like to have so I can spend it on things I want. It is also possible I’ll want to have more money at a later date, and I will request it then.”

At press time, the Senate passed the $1.2 trillion spending measure mostly along party lines, with Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) joining all Republicans in support.

https://theonion.com/trump-requests-1-2-trillion-to-have/

[vapor2]

1. Thought this was real for a few minutes

Totally something this grifter/thief would do

[Irish_Dem]

2. Same here. Absolutely something would do on any given day and not think twice about it.

[Wicked Blue]

3. Donnie, you can't take it with you

when you die and descend to Hell.

Hasn't anyone ever EXPLAINED that to you, President Greedy?

[ColoringFool]

6. He's Planning On Demanding An Extra Lifetime: "I Didn't Live....

Long enough to enjoy all my money and monuments! My grandchildren, St. Peter? Oh, right; them, too. By the way, I've always wanted to be a Saint, I think I could do your job maybe even better, nobody knows firing people like I do, Pete, you know that, right? I would say 'You're FIRED!' to so many Democrats, and really mean FIRE!

Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

[ColoringFool]

5. Missing "Thank you for your attention to this matter!"

[C_U_L8R]

7. One word for dumb magats... clawback.

Oh, they will be so sad.

[eppur_se_muova]

8. The Official Presidential walkin' around fund nt