Twofer: Put the Reflecting Pool Under the Ballroom Dance Floor

[Starbeach]

It's a Wonderful Grift.

I'm picturing Don and Melanie gliding across the Ballroom dance floor as it opens to a pool below. All the magical MAGA couples tumbling into the "swamp" under their feet. Fitting huh?

[House of Roberts]

1. Sounds like Jimmy Stewart and Donna Reed in

It's A Wonderful Life.

[MustLoveBeagles]

3. That's the first thing I thought of

[jmowreader]

2. You'd have to make one slight alteration to the Pool

It needs to be about 30 feet deep, with enormous suction pumps that'll pull anything to the bottom.

[Totally Tunsie]

4. You obviously didn't attend Catholic elementary school...

Sister Mary Janice spent many a moment warning young girls about wearing shiny shoes under their dresses.
She'd be apoplectic about a reflecting pool 'neath a ballgown!