Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Fell asleep during Game 3 and never woke up again ever?

Crushed by falling girder while inspecting his beloved UFC octagon?

Turned to stone upon viewing his own ghastly visage?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

[SocialDemocrat61]

1. Pissed off Knicks fans at MSG

Hid down in Penn Station and the rats chased him. It didn't end well.

[RockCreek]

2. Trampled and torn to pieces by furious Knicks fans

As he left MSG last night.

[Goonch]

3. ;-{) STOMPED STEALING FIFA CUP

[malaise]

14. You win the thread today

[niyad]

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares tto dream.

[surfered]

17. We all share your dream...

🍾🥂🍾🥂🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

[hlthe2b]

37. Better if her "citizenship" is shown to be a fraud and she is deported shortly after he's "dumped."

[SheltieLover]

28. Tired of waiting...

Come on, cholesrerol!!!

[surfered]

30. Exhausted!

[SheltieLover]

31. Yes

This prick is truly tiring... but it's coming soon.

[Coldwater]

5. No but

[niyad]

7. Who is the guy sleeping next to him?

[Coldwater]

9. Not sure

but they're following his lead..lol

[twodogsbarking]

11. He is the guy with a shovel and a bucket that follows the horses in a parade.

oh wilbur.

[malaise]

15. Knicks owner Dolan

https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-79-caught-dozing-during-knicks-game-he-ruined/


Bwaaaaah😂😂

[niyad]

20. The team owner was also sleeping during a championship game?

[malaise]

25. Well he was clearly asleep at the wheel to welcome

this monster into the box in the first place

[littlemissmartypants]

8. Whatever the doctor is doping him with...

He needs a lot more.

[LymphocyteLover]

16. so the motherfucker disrupted entry to the game for thousands and thousands of fans and then just fell asleep?

What an asshole.

[littlemissmartypants]

6. 🌞Good morning! ...

Number one and DONE!! YAY!!!

I hope that everyone has a lovely day!

❤️

[AllyCat]

10. 1and 2 seem plausible.

[surfered]

12. He might already be dead..

[malaise]

13. No but

He was booed mercilessly at the MSG and all of New York are blaming him for the loss

[NNadir]

18. I'm rooting for Ebola in this singular case.

[WestMichRad]

19. So disappointing.

I’ve been on vacation in a wilderness area for most of the past week + and out of internet connectivity for most of my time away. It’s a bummer to find that, after this time, the world is just as f*ked up as when I left, and my favorite obituary of all time is still in the future.

[AverageOldGuy]

21. While running from an interview . . .

. . . mistook an open 4th floor window for a door and dived out.

[malaise]

27. Please please

Good one😀

[twodogsbarking]

22. Trump said he would stay for the first three innings.

[niyad]

26. That is funny.

[SheltieLover]

23. Fell asleep during game & tumbled out of his skybox?

[FakeNoose]

24. I dare you to open the door ....

Shared by Goonch ...

[LetMyPeopleVote]

29. It is just a matter of time

[malaise]

32. One more from KS T's thread

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221293779#post6

[get the red out]

33. Not yet

Satan is still trying to brace himself to deal with his stupid ass.

[Sneederbunk]

34. Welker tripped him on his way out.

[Blue Owl]

35. Fell right into Old MacDonald's feed auger

Got turned into ground pedo, E-I-E-I-O

[hlthe2b]

36. Last night's dream but with one very major substitution...

(and not to worry, no kitties or stuffed sharks were hurt in my dreams--lol )