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riversedge

(82,181 posts)
Wed Jun 24, 2026, 08:27 AM 3 hrs ago

If you touch water you are apprehended by police. If you molest kids with Jeffrey Epstein you are moved to a luxury pr

TRUTH!!

Brian Krassenstein
@krassenstein
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If you touch water you are apprehended by police.

If you molest kids with Jeffrey Epstein you are moved to a luxury prison and considered for a pardon.

TRUMP’S AMERICA.


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If you touch water you are apprehended by police. If you molest kids with Jeffrey Epstein you are moved to a luxury pr (Original Post) riversedge 3 hrs ago OP
Touching water in the Reflecting Pool is vandalism subject to imprisonment. surfered 3 hrs ago #1
Sounds like a campaign ad to me Blue Owl 2 hrs ago #2

surfered

(15,024 posts)
1. Touching water in the Reflecting Pool is vandalism subject to imprisonment.
Wed Jun 24, 2026, 08:35 AM
3 hrs ago

Smearing shit on the walls of the Capitol on Jan 6 was patriotic and pardonable.

It’s an upside down world.

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