Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Hanged from 47 trees?

Another fatal bowel obstruction due this time to an impacted Fettermccormick?

Compounded by an impacted Maher?


Just fucking died already? Hmm?

[SheltieLover]

1. Choked on his pacifier while raging about scRotus?

[Blue Owl]

12. He and Brett Kavanaugh could have one hell of a cry-off

What an ugly sight that would be....

[SheltieLover]

21. Yuck!

Hideous guys.

[IcyPeas]

2. Trampled by the masses at his great 250th celebration?

[Goonch]

3. ;-{) MEAN E. JEAN

[malaise]

9. My winner for the thread today

😀😀

[MustLoveBeagles]

13. If it'd been in the nuts it would've been perfect 👍

[Goonch]

18. ;-{) Yes but A forceful impact to the solar plexus can potentially be fatal

[MustLoveBeagles]

19. I didn't know know that

[no_hypocrisy]

4. He's dead when Natalie Harp says he's dead.

[hlthe2b]

5. Well, the "babies" of his party are ready to kick him in the groin or elsewhere..

so, how long before the at-risk 'old-timers' do too?

[MustLoveBeagles]

15. Cute

[niyad]

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[MustLoveBeagles]

16. It's getting closer

[KS Toronado]

7. He's looking very overweight & sickly

[malaise]

10. Haha

😀

[MustLoveBeagles]

17. Appropriate

Since he talks out of his ass. In more ways than one.

[malaise]

8. No but

His whining won’t help and E. Jean isn’t helping his longevity

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10143686852

[Blue Owl]

11. Ah, there it is

Missed this thread on my first scroll thru DU this a.m. Glad I saw it after a screen refresh and a cup of coffee.

I need my daily dose of hope, and something soothing to visualize. That would be Diarrhea Donny's demise!

[surfered]

14. All good options. Late to the party as it's Pacific Time here.

[underpants]

20. 😂😂😂😂

Link to tweet

?s=46

[LymphocyteLover]

22. Dying due to fatal constipation would be perfect. His body finally just got too full of shit.

[LetMyPeopleVote]

23. Waiting for the Big Beautiful Obituary