Two weeks since Mitch McConnell was admitted to the hospital and no word

[Chasstev365]

[GreenWave]

1. Is he dead yet?

Seems like an inquiry one could post.

[niyad]

2. A friend texted me just a bit ago that reports had him "circling

the drain". But no confirmation.

[struggle4progress]

3. He's probably just out hiking the Appalachian Trial

[RT Atlanta]

4. like early 1980s russian dictator level absences

Chairman Andropov is just fine and resting in his dacha in the mountains taking care of business....

Hope (but only sort of) that ole mitchy-poo was able to 'get right with God' before he lost consciouness....

[Chasstev365]

5. I think he's going somewhere else

[dem4decades]

6. That fucker better not die on the 4th of July.

The 3rd or 5th would be fine.

[QueerDuck]

7. Fingers crossed!

[mr715]

8. He's suffering from depression

[maxsolomon]

9. He could miss the entire summer and NBD

Depression? all is forgiven!

[LessAspin]

10. Weekend at Bernie's

Link to tweet

[bluestarone]

11. I guess that the only time we can get health news on important people, they have to be

a FEMALE and pregnant, and carrying a dead baby That's what it seems like.