Is he dead yet?

[Orrex]

Pecked to death by a ridiculous eagle?

Coronary upon being formerly adjudicated a rapist, as if there were any doubt?

A follow-up coronary upon having losing his bid to end birthright citizenship?


Just fucking died, in the name of simple human decency?

[hlthe2b]

1. "Uggh! My patience has worn thin!"

"Karma... Now would be the time!"

[no_hypocrisy]

2. Looked in the mirror and scared himself to death.

He remembers what he used to look like 45+ years ago.

[LisaL]

5. He still thinks he looks like he did 45 years ago.

When he looks in the mirror, I don't think he sees what we all see.

[surfered]

23. Yup.

[SocialDemocrat61]

3. Due to low attendance at the State Fair

stood in front of the White House with an arrow ad. Tried to spin the ad but got dizzy and fell down on the road and was run over by a truck. His jacket got caught by the axel and was dragging down Pennsylvania Avenue for two miles. Cut loose when his jacket ripped and crawled on to the sidewalk and was shot by an ICE agent who thought he was a homeless immigrant.

[Biophilic]

4. You do have an enjoyable imagination.

[malaise]

7. ROFL😂😂

Can’t come close. You win

[malaise]

6. No but

The birthright citizenship loss should increase the likelihood of a heart attack.

[KS Toronado]

8. Want to see fireworks?

[bdamomma]

11. Like that!!!

nt

[dalton99a]

27. +1. The death of the monster will be celebrated worldwide.

[LymphocyteLover]

9. I think you mean "formally adjudicated a rapist"?

Otherwise, I'll take any of one these 3, please

[SheltieLover]

10. Stroked out over birthright citizenship ruling?

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[niyad]

12. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

[SheltieLover]

20. Maybe your bottle could sue for alienation of affection by intentional infliction of emotional distress?

(Is that a thing? )

[niyad]

21. It is certainly worth a try!!!

[SheltieLover]

22. ...

[twodogsbarking]

13. Go Trump, go Trump, go Trump. We are all cheering for you to go.

Flags will be raised to staff an a half.

[Blue Owl]

14. Mistook for a whale and harpooned during a blubber harvest

[Blumancru]

15. Finds out that his mother

Never properly completed citizenship paperwork, and therefore was an illegal immigrant. Because he has banned birthright citizenship by executive order, he is not and never was an American citizen. Since he was never an American citizen, the 2024 election is declared null and void and Kamala Harris is declared the winner. The DC National Guard lures him out of the WH with a filet of fish sandwich on a string. He flees towards the Reflecting Pool, which by this time has gone full Jumanji. He falls in and sinks in the green ooze, like a villain falling into quicksand in an old Tarzan movie, until only his combover and the wrapper from a cheeseburger are visible floating on top.
Members of his family are sentenced to hard labor and restitution to pay to repair Washington, on the basis that they are the ones who fucked things up in the first place, and that no one else has any money left to fix things since they have stolen it all.
Damien and Mailorderia are taught basic masonry skills, which they put to use fixing the facade of the Kennedy Center.
Junior and Gums are given shovels and 8,647 contractor bags and told to get to work cleaning up the former East Wing.

Now top THAT one……

[niyad]

19. We bow to your vision!

[WestMichRad]

16. Strokes out when he learns...

that the $5 million in escrow will immediately be paid to E. Jean Carroll.

[twodogsbarking]

17. In hell The 700 club is on every channel.

[dalton99a]

18. Not until after he rakes in $100 billion

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/06/30/us/politics/trump-financial-disclosure-crypto-windfall.html

[surfered]

25. And the GOP is ok with it!!!

[dalton99a]

26. 100%.

[Maeve]

24. Unfortunately, Death is flirting with a senator from Kentucky right now and may be too distracted

[surfered]

28. Captured by the Iranians

Using a Big Mac as bait. He’s not the brightest bulb in the lamp.

[dalton99a]

29. +1. How the Parthians treated the richest man in Rome: