Trump And RFK Jr. Can Tell If Kids Are Autistic Just By Looking At Their Dicks

[Zorro]

Not shedding that 'these people are fucking perverts' reputation anytime soon.

New science just dropped, y’all.

This isn’t going to be a long post, because as we all know about science, if it takes more than a sentence or two to explain, or if you can’t put it in a meme, then it’s probably just liberals lying.

But yeah anyway, this is an update to what we all now know as truth, namely that acah … acat … acabadonkadonk … acetaminotaur … agrabalottapussy … TYLENOL! yes Tylenol, causes autism. Never mind that autism was identified as a condition well before Tylenol hit the market. (Decades!) Donald Trump and this other guy in the Epstein Files, the chargrilled-looking crooked-faced pervert who speaks entirely in burps and loves dead animals who currently serves as the least qualified HHS secretary in American history, they say it’s Tylenol that causes it.

And you know who takes Tylenol too much? Babies who just got circumcised. They eat that shit by the fistful. And then what happens? Autisms.

Got that? It goes:

Snippy snip OUCH MY DING DONG! —> Oh look, Tylenols! —> Autisms.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/trump-and-rfk-jr-can-tell-if-kids

[Coldwater]

1. They really are sick bastards

[patphil]

2. Apparently they've had a lot of experience looking at kid's dicks.

[dalton99a]

3. +1

[Pachamama]

4. Just because their own Dicks are attached to their brains

…doesn’t make it so for the rest of the world.