Jeff Tiedrich - who knew penises could be so expensive

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

never underestimate the ability of Donny Convict’s toadies to be both evil and buffoonish at the same time.

yesterday, the crackpots in charge of healthcare — Bobby Brainworms and the Shitblizzard of Oz — announced that they were banning gender-affirming care for minors. that’s the evil part.

now get ready for the clownfuckery. here’s Oz, uttering a sentence you probably never thought you’d hear during an official government press event.

apparently, the price of peeners is on the rise. who even knew penis inflation was a thing? and not the fun kind of penis inflation. is this something we can blame on Sleepy Joe Biden?

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/who-knew-penises-could-be-so-expensive

[dflprincess]

1. Isn't that just like a man?

Over valuing penises?

(Just joking DU guys)

[usonian]

2. Entire transcript. (WARNING! Naughty words and pix)

Vaginoplasty. A vaginalloplasty, a procedure a child does not need, costs $60,000. Shockingly, a phaloplasty, the creation of a penis, costs on average in America, according to this data, high quality, $150,000 per child. I do believe with doing some work that these by these prices have continued to increase with increasing manufactured demand and I must point out that the creation of a vagina in that case of a phalloplasty or a scrottolasty where you add testicles that's extra

Now, the question is: Does this increase the value of the bits that we got for free at birth?

Anyway, FIFA seems to know what Trump wants, but probably didn't tell him the cost of installation.

Unless they were meant as a gift for



The Super Glue is extra.


It comes with a sewing kit. "Suture Self."