Birthright Citizenship Sends Fearful, Blubbering MAGA Nazis Searching For Final Solution

[Zorro]

Sit on your swastikas and spin, you fucking losers.

You would really think the Supreme Court had written a line into the Constitution that was never there before, the way white supremacist Nazis throughout greater MAGAdom are pulling out their white hoods, lighting crosses on hilltops and using their giant four-headed swastika dildos they probably use anyway whenever four Republican men with masculine insecurity issues (redundant) find themselves gathered with no wives around.

We are talking of course about the hysterical meltdown these people are having right now, showing us exactly who they are, in ways that should leave no doubt that we should never view these people as countrymen of good faith ever again. (Got it, dickhole moderate Democrats like Josh Gottheimer? These are not your friends. We are never forgiving the MAGA Nazi Republican Party, not as long as we live. Are you with decent Americans or are you with them? Decide.)

To review: The Supreme Court ruled yesterday that in fact, the Constitution does say in plain English what it has said in plain English ever since the 14th Amendment was ratified — history lesson! That’s 18 motherfucking 68! — which is that if you’re born here, you’re a citizen. Simple as that. It’s always said that. There’s never been an asterisk next to it. And anybody who thinks there’s room for interpretation there is an inbred Nazi fucking lunatic and a piece of shit.

Hi, Donald Trump, hi, JD Vance, hi, Stephen Miller, hi, Sam Alito, hi, Clarence Thomas, hi, Neil Gorsuch, hi, Brett Kavanaugh, hiiiiiiiii.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/birthright-citizenship-sends-fearful