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Thu Jul 2, 2026, 07:42 AM Yesterday

'Packed My Ass...Zero Lines, Zero Crowds, Infinite Bullshit' - jojofromjerz

"Donald Trump’s so-called state fair is a fucking disaster."

"No one is going."

"No. One."

"But Mr. Reality-TV Game Show Host wants you to believe it’s PACKED. He keeps saying it — over and over, to anyone who’ll listen and plenty who won’t. 'Packed! Tremendous crowds! People are saying they’ve never seen anything like it!' "

"My guy…"

"My saggy, overcooked-rotisserie-chicken-skinned guy…"

"Nobody is saying that. Nobody is there to say anything."

“ 'Packed.' ”

"My daughter’s seventh birthday Zoom during COVID had more bodies per square inch — twelve kids in twelve little boxes, half of them frozen mid-blink in 480p — and they still showed up harder than the entire United States showed up for this. Seven-year-olds who couldn’t unmute themselves out-attended America’s national birthday party."

Continued at link:

https://open.substack.com/pub/jojofromjerz/p/packed-my-ass?r=r38w4&utm_medium=ios

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