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debm55

(59,925 posts) Mon Mar 16, 2026, 10:48 AM 11 hrs ago

How do trees access the internet? Answer is they log in to the Wood Wide Web.

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How do trees access the internet? Answer is they log in to the Wood Wide Web. (Original Post) debm55 11 hrs ago OP

At the root level? MiHale 11 hrs ago #1

Sorry, not correct.Thank you for trying, MiHale. debm55 11 hrs ago #3

Congratulations, underpants, you are correct. debm55 11 hrs ago #4

I got a B in Biology 101 AND Zoology underpants 11 hrs ago #5

HAHAHAHA. Thank you, debm55 11 hrs ago #6

Oooh! A DOUBLE pun! EYESORE 9001 11 hrs ago #7

HAhahahhahah. Thank you, EYESORE 9001 debm55 11 hrs ago #8

Trees access the "intreenet" via mycorrhizal fungi and aromatic pheromones. PufPuf23 3 hrs ago #9

OK, Thank you very much PufPuf23 debm55 1 hr ago #10

MiHale

(12,944 posts)

1. At the root level?

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Mon Mar 16, 2026, 10:49 AM

11 hrs ago

debm55

(59,925 posts)

3. Sorry, not correct.Thank you for trying, MiHale.

Reply to MiHale (Reply #1)

Mon Mar 16, 2026, 10:50 AM

11 hrs ago

underpants

(196,209 posts)

2. Log in to the Wood Wide Web?

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Mon Mar 16, 2026, 10:49 AM

11 hrs ago

debm55

(59,925 posts)

4. Congratulations, underpants, you are correct.

Reply to underpants (Reply #2)

Mon Mar 16, 2026, 10:52 AM

11 hrs ago

underpants

(196,209 posts)

5. I got a B in Biology 101 AND Zoology

Reply to debm55 (Reply #4)

Mon Mar 16, 2026, 10:56 AM

11 hrs ago

and I have absolutely no understanding of science at all.

debm55

(59,925 posts)

6. HAHAHAHA. Thank you,

Reply to underpants (Reply #5)

Mon Mar 16, 2026, 10:59 AM

11 hrs ago

EYESORE 9001

(29,668 posts)

7. Oooh! A DOUBLE pun!

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Mon Mar 16, 2026, 11:02 AM

11 hrs ago

Score!

debm55

(59,925 posts)

8. HAhahahhahah. Thank you, EYESORE 9001

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Mon Mar 16, 2026, 11:04 AM

11 hrs ago

PufPuf23

(9,802 posts)

9. Trees access the "intreenet" via mycorrhizal fungi and aromatic pheromones.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Mon Mar 16, 2026, 07:33 PM

3 hrs ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mycorrhiza

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pheromone

Tree do not like the term "log" as "log" is a name for the remains of murdered tree corpses after branches and leaves are removed.

debm55

(59,925 posts)

10. OK, Thank you very much PufPuf23

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Mon Mar 16, 2026, 08:49 PM

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