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What did the bath tub say to the toilet? Answer is you look flushed or you look drained. (Original Post) debm55 Thursday OP
You look flushed! displacedvermoter Thursday #1
Congadulations, you are correct. debm55 Thursday #4
You look a little flushed. LogDog75 Thursday #2
Congratulations you are correct. debm55 Thursday #5
"I am feeling drained." John1956PA Thursday #3
Good answer, I will include also. Congratulations, debm55 Thursday #6
Thanks for the thread. Please see my follow-up comment below. John1956PA Thursday #15
Your very welcome, John1956PA debm55 Thursday #17
Outstanding! displacedvermoter Thursday #7
"Shut your trap!" might work as well. I appreciate clean bathroom humor. John1956PA Thursday #14
Good one, John1956PA debm55 Thursday #18
Deb, that bathtub was a real mouthy piece of work... LuckyCharms Thursday #8
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, Thank you Lucky. debm55 Thursday #10
HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA. thank you Lucky. debm55 Thursday #16
Deb, the bathtub was so angry that LuckyCharms Thursday #9
Oh you. HAHAHAHHAHAHHAH. debm55 Thursday #11
To quote Beyonce.... some_of_us_are_sane Thursday #12
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Thank you , some_of_us_ are_sane. debm55 Thursday #13

LuckyCharms

(23,033 posts)
8. Deb, that bathtub was a real mouthy piece of work...
Thu May 7, 2026, 09:59 AM
Thursday

so the better question would be...

What DIDN'T the bathtub say to the toilet, over and over again, obnoxiously?

LuckyCharms

(23,033 posts)
9. Deb, the bathtub was so angry that
Thu May 7, 2026, 10:09 AM
Thursday

it reverted to archaic English language, and screamed at the toilet:

MOISTEN THY BOWL AND PREPARE FOR BATTLE, THOU WRETCHED WATER BEAST!

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