Florida man nabbed outside Taco Bell with pants down, live fish named 'Baja Blast'

[marmar]

PALM COAST, Fla. (CBS12) — A Florida man is behind bars after deputies say he was found with his pants down outside a Palm Coast Taco Bell—and with a live fish in his backpack.

Just before 1 a.m. Wednesday, employees at the State Road 100 Taco Bell reported a man behaving suspiciously near a side door of the restaurant.

When deputies with the Flagler County Sheriff's Office arrived, 28-year-old Brandon Irizarry was still outside the business with his pants dropped, or as the authorities said, with his "chimichanga out." He quickly began covering himself when law enforcement approached.

After his arrest, deputies say they discovered a live beta fish in a plastic container inside his backpack. ..............(more)

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[dweller]

1. welp , there goes my dinner plans

Chimichangas are out

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[3Hotdogs]

2. What, you unsophisticated nabobs? You do'n't know that there are some higher class restaurants,

you can bring your catch and they will cook it for you?

[wolfie001]

3. "Florida Man" is a literal meme

And this one fits the bill. Baja Blast is the Green Mountain Dew sold by Taco Bell. Never had it and never will.