Clever - Dogs' Guide "How to Walk a Human"

[FakeNoose]

[Mr.Bill]

1. If you get wet and muddy while walking,

dash through the front door when you get home. A light colored piece of furniture is a good place to dry off and get cleaned up.

[Faux pas]

2. Lol

clever

[DBoon]

3. Heard of the Dangerous Book for Dogs?

The Dangerous Book for Dogs asks a simple question: isn’t there more to being a dog than wearing a mini cashmere sweater and riding around in a $400 evening clutch? What about the simple pleasures of life — feeling the wind in your fur, digging up the grass beneath your paws, smelling another dog’s butt? Isn’t that part of the great joy of being a dog?

Written (with help) by dogs and for dogs, The Dangerous Book For Dogs provides insight on everything from the tastiest styles of shoes to chew to the proper method for terrorizing squirrels. It also contains portraits of noble dogs throughout history, the mysteries of cats and humans, and everything else your dog ever wanted to know but was afraid to ask–like how to make toys out of human’s household items, or how to escape from a humiliating reindeer costume.

Generously illustrated with drawings by cartoonist Emily Flake, this hilarious parody is for good dogs, bad dogs, and the millions of people who love them.

Rex and Sparky wrote this parody without authorization (because they are dogs and they do what they want.)

https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/58034/the-dangerous-book-for-dogs-by-rex-and-sparky/

I have this book. My dog enjoys it when I read it to him.

[Deuxcents]

4. 🐾

[KS Toronado]

5. Thought it was going to be "How to walk a Human For Dummies"

[niyad]

6. Cute. Except it is "wandering" off, not "wondering" off, on

the image.