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TommyT139

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59. To be fair, he probably put them on to skateboard

Mon Sep 29, 2025, 03:35 PM

17 hrs ago

Whacking his nads was certainly not the trick he was aiming for.

Then again, he's been dressing like an bargain action figure for awhile now.

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Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV [View all] tblue37 19 hrs ago OP

Secretary of War.... rzemanfl 19 hrs ago #1

He is always trying to show off his physical strength and skill, but he doesn't really have any. tblue37 19 hrs ago #14

Here's An Oldie But Goodie With Keghead Warbreath... MayReasonRule 18 hrs ago #27

LOL! tblue37 18 hrs ago #35

Would've Been A Damn Shame If The Axe Had Done The Same Thing As The Skateboard... MayReasonRule 18 hrs ago #44

Calling Ed Ames. 3catwoman3 17 hrs ago #60

I remember seeing the original broadcast version. Dixiegrrrl 16 hrs ago #63

Fucking idiot. louis-t 17 hrs ago #48

That suit makes him look like PeeWee Herman. tblue37 18 hrs ago #37

no shit RussBLib 17 hrs ago #58

With all the agility of a 1 legged centipede. Ping Tung 19 hrs ago #2

At first I thought BaronChocula 18 hrs ago #33

Pussy-grabbing skateboard Baitball Blogger 19 hrs ago #3

LOL. I hope the skateboard enjoyed it. ananda 19 hrs ago #15

The skateboard had a gotcha moment. sheshe2 18 hrs ago #38

What a putz. GoCubsGo 19 hrs ago #4

That's a real dork move! MineralMan 19 hrs ago #5

Hard at work. spanone 19 hrs ago #6

To be fair, it only had four wheels. Torchlight 19 hrs ago #7

This guy is in charge of the DOD. Initech 19 hrs ago #8

Haven't you heard? T💩p renamed it the Department of WAR. OMGWTF 18 hrs ago #45

The Republican Draft-Dodger-in-Chief appointed mean-spirited losers Champp 19 hrs ago #9

You tube version (embedded, plays here) usonian 19 hrs ago #10

Great screen shot! tblue37 18 hrs ago #23

I don't know how video uploaders frame the screenshot. usonian 18 hrs ago #29

YouTuber here. Wednesdays 9 hrs ago #68

Thanks! usonian 9 hrs ago #69

Priceless! greatauntoftriplets 19 hrs ago #11

You misspelled prickless. usonian 18 hrs ago #30

Obtuse ahole just doesn't take a hint. UTUSN 19 hrs ago #12

Nope, tdump has them.nt Phoenix61 19 hrs ago #13

Coulda been worse. Coulda been an axe instead of a skateboard. rsdsharp 19 hrs ago #16

LOL! tblue37 19 hrs ago #17

For a real laugh,Google up Ed Ames tomahawk BattleRow 14 hrs ago #67

Cool trick, Pete. You can show off those mad skillz at your military pep rally. tanyev 19 hrs ago #18

He has peas, not nuts. twodogsbarking 19 hrs ago #19

Nice Aim there Whiskey Pete! Sane1 19 hrs ago #20

The only person hired who was actually qualified for their job IronLionZion 19 hrs ago #21

trump already collected Hegseth's balls, beforehand. (nt) Paladin 18 hrs ago #22

Is this new or back from his Fox News days? Takket 18 hrs ago #24

January 7, 2023 Celerity 16 hrs ago #65

I think that was a year or two ago when he was a "Friend"...but still haele 18 hrs ago #25

He has steroid arms and a head to match. He is a piece of shit. Klarkashton 18 hrs ago #26

Thanks for the chuckle. I needed one. question everything 18 hrs ago #28

Lol..me too BlueWaveNeverEnd 18 hrs ago #32

That would have hurt 😢 sheshe2 18 hrs ago #31

He was totally faking it BaronChocula 18 hrs ago #34

From now on he shall be known as Blueballs Pete. Dave Bowman 18 hrs ago #36

Perfect accessory with that shiny polyester electric blue sheshe2 18 hrs ago #42

Makes him look like PeeWee Herman. tblue37 17 hrs ago #47

Oh my gosh, you are right, tblue. sheshe2 16 hrs ago #64

Purple Heart Hegseth 2na fisherman 18 hrs ago #39

It's natural LilElf70 18 hrs ago #40

Bluesky comments: sop 18 hrs ago #41

Ow my balls orangecrush 18 hrs ago #43

I was gonna be pissed if the headline was metaphorical prodigitalson 17 hrs ago #46

Who wears athletic shoes with a suit? louis-t 17 hrs ago #49

To be fair, he probably put them on to skateboard TommyT139 17 hrs ago #59

Millions of people wear trainers with a suit. It's been a legit look for ages. Celerity 7 hrs ago #70

Good! I hope it hurt bigly! Grim Chieftain 17 hrs ago #50

action figure... orleans 17 hrs ago #51

There's a metaphor there somewhere. Sneederbunk 17 hrs ago #52

That is some Warrior Ethos right there Blue Owl 17 hrs ago #53

Isn't the angled. part of the skateboard itself Norbert 17 hrs ago #54

What the hell is he doing fucking around on TV with Fox assholes ashredux 17 hrs ago #55

This is from his time on FOX. tblue37 17 hrs ago #57

Idiot FirefighterJo 17 hrs ago #56

Performative 🙄 live love laugh 17 hrs ago #61

Don't worry, it didn't hurt that bad. LudwigPastorius 16 hrs ago #62

"Oh, no, Mr. Bill!" CTyankee 16 hrs ago #66