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Ocelot II

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2. To be accurate, Pete Kegbreath ordered the meeting to tell the generals they are too fat, but

Reply to JohnnyRingo (Original post)

Tue Sep 30, 2025, 09:54 AM

Sep 30

when Dear Leader found out about it he had to get in on the photo op and not let Pete upstage him. But he doesn't know anything about the military so he gave his usual speech about how great he is.

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President Dipshit called generals from all over the world to talk about... [View all] JohnnyRingo Sep 30 OP

THIS malaise Sep 30 #1

To be accurate, Pete Kegbreath ordered the meeting to tell the generals they are too fat, but Ocelot II Sep 30 #2

Of course he knows about the military! mwmisses4289 Sep 30 #17

Hegseth was just as wacky........................ Lovie777 Sep 30 #3

Hegseth said, and I quote "No more dudes in dresses" spanone Sep 30 #21

Rudy will be devastated. Totally Tunsie Sep 30 #24

He also banned "personal adornment" like beards and long hair.... JohnnyRingo Sep 30 #33

According to him, he did not even know about the meeting until the niyad Sep 30 #4

It seems he doesn't know about anything anymore NJCher Sep 30 #15

And that is not even counting the times he claims to know things, but does not. niyad Sep 30 #25

Draft dodger tells them they have permission to clap, and permission to walk out Emile Sep 30 #5

He's gone! no_hypocrisy Sep 30 #6

Don't tease us like that! 2MuchNoise Sep 30 #9

Waste and lies, thou art the core of the Republican heart Champp Sep 30 #7

Well they got to see it up close...their Commander-in-Chief is a lunatic. surfered Sep 30 #8

Now that the brass are in one place pfitz59 Sep 30 #10

I wish! Rebl2 Sep 30 #12

Seven Days In May niyad Sep 30 #26

They probably had to leave sidearms at the door with Stephen Miller. JohnnyRingo Sep 30 #34

Traitor should be arrested on the spot. Kid Berwyn Sep 30 #11

Three rules in a job. Quitting time is 5 o'clock, payday is Friday, the boss is a jerk. twodogsbarking Sep 30 #13

Sooooo embarrassing LymphocyteLover Sep 30 #14

Old Draft Dodger President Bone Spurs lecturing military officers. Emile Sep 30 #18

What about the senior NCOs Postal Grunt Sep 30 #32

I can only imagine how hard they were holding back from facepalming and eye-rolling LymphocyteLover Sep 30 #35

Guess CNN didn't get the memo. Their chyron still refers to the "Department of Defense". Totally Tunsie Sep 30 #16

As it should. kacekwl Sep 30 #23

I'm surprised he didn't ask for a lap dance. tavernier Sep 30 #19

No, Mr.Bee Sep 30 #20

Funny as f6ck that they have to honor this fat pig "Donning" a full, stinky diaper wolfie001 Sep 30 #22

Firefighters can be stupid too. Shocking. BradBo Sep 30 #27

I'm surprised that neither Fatass nor the SOW didn't rave about "precious bodily fluids". jls4561 Sep 30 #28

Pardon me for mentioning this ... Grammy23 Sep 30 #29

"I can't believe I have to take orders from this demented pos." rubbersole Sep 30 #30

He also said he was president 45, 46 and 47 tetedur Sep 30 #31