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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

gfarber

(128 posts)
22. The Bootlicking
Sun Oct 5, 2025, 11:34 AM
Oct 5


In Brussels Trump scribbled a note,
With flair, as if signing a quote.
“Allies owe me their might—
Say it loud, say it right!”
And they bowed, just to keep the boat afloat.

What he craved was not truth, nor a fact,
But applause for the ego he lacked.
If you kneeled and obeyed,
You were handsomely paid—
Though the world stood aghast and ransacked.

He knew not what NATO was for,
Just that “thirty-three billion” meant more.
“Say I made them all pay!”
So they did, for that day—
Just to push the mad show out the door.

He declared what was real with a grin,
Though he’d no clue of how to begin.
Like a wizard of lies,
He’d recast the skies—
And pretend that the facts were his kin.

Before generals, slurring and slow,
He performed with a dubious glow.
No logic or grace,
Just a loud, vacant face—
Yet the audience nodded, “Bravo!”

He made crisis from vapor and smoke,
Sent in men with a gun and a cloak.
No riot, no war—
Just a fascist encore,
While the rule of law started to choke.

It takes guts to be stupid and loud,
To deceive with your head in a cloud.
But with no shame at all,
He would climb, he would brawl—
And somehow still dazzle the crowd.

He's a paradox wrapped in a sneer,
Too dumb to spell “dictator,” yet here.
Not smart, but commanding,
Through tantrums and branding—
A farce that still summoned real fear.

He revealed that our system’s a shell,
That good faith holds it barely as well.
So now others may come,
With the same beating drum—
And no qualms 'bout unleashing pure hell.

He’s proof that the worst can still win,
With a wallet and gold-plated grin.
No wisdom or worth,
Yet he scorched half the earth—
And now others will mimic his sin.

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4 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Oct 5 OP
Overwhelming desire to be on US coin prompted suicide? SheltieLover Oct 5 #1
This? surfered Oct 5 #3
Any or all, all at once. niyad Oct 5 #7
Excellent! With links for documentation! Orrex Oct 5 #9
Love them all malaise Oct 5 #11
Trump suffers cardiac arrest after learning his campaign's spiritual adviser is convicted of child sexual abuse. surfered Oct 5 #2
On the off chance he passed during the night... sop Oct 5 #4
I love that sign! it's perfect for Slobbo! CTyankee Oct 5 #24
I wonder if this question alone is setting a record for DU recommendations. gordianot Oct 5 #5
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Oct 5 #6
Ours too. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered Oct 5 #15
alas, poor Yorrick Jerry2144 Oct 5 #8
No but malaise Oct 5 #10
Pedo is apparently not a big deal anymore, even after all the QAnon claims . surfered Oct 5 #19
They are projecting malaise Oct 5 #21
Not yet, i hear there is HUGE protests going on in HELL! bluestarone Oct 5 #12
Not to worry about your 'trusted advisor,' Stephen Miller. He doesn't look dangerous... hlthe2b Oct 5 #13
The Nobel Peace Prize winner will be announced on October 10. Ocelot II Oct 5 #14
Obama. twodogsbarking Oct 5 #18
The makeup washes off his hand, revealing greenish black scales Wicked Blue Oct 5 #16
Both are excellent ideas. Orrex Oct 5 #17
He was tricked into thinking he was going to be on 60 Minutes but instead it was The View. He just dissapeared. twodogsbarking Oct 5 #20
Disappeared from View? ShazzieB Oct 5 #29
The Bootlicking gfarber Oct 5 #22
Not last night, damn, just another day close. republianmushroom Oct 5 #23
Nope Gimpyknee Oct 5 #25
I'm losing my patience . . . . no_hypocrisy Oct 5 #26
I hate waking up and finding that trump is still POTUS LetMyPeopleVote Oct 5 #27
Goddamnit just fucking die already Blue Owl Oct 5 #28
You mean he's NOT dead yet? ShazzieB Oct 5 #30
No, but praying every night God sends him home to Satan. Joinfortmill Oct 6 #31
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