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Ocelot II

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6. Not unlike when Charlie Kirk got shot - Keystone Kash rushes in and announces right away

Reply to Miles Archer (Original post)

Wed Nov 26, 2025, 10:46 PM

Nov 26

that they had a suspect in custody, turned out to be some random dude who had nothing to do with it. He has to keep trying to grab the spotlight, make Piggy happy so he can keep his job. Wouldn't want the local cops who actually did the work to get the credit.

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MIGHTY MOUSE: Crusader KASH PATEL solemnly VOWS to TRACK DOWN shooter who is IN THE HOSPITAL Hash Tag MANHUNT! [View all] Miles Archer Nov 26 OP

Really makes you feel safe and secure as an American Diamond_Dog Nov 26 #1

"Eyes" Patel is now rivaling "Smoky Eyes" Huckabee-Sanders for stupidity among Republicans... wcmagumba Nov 26 #2

Keystone Kash Vows to Track Down National Guard Shooter Already in Hospital underpants Nov 26 #3

God he pissed me off Sympthsical Nov 26 #4

That's because one is a career LEO Boo1 Nov 26 #9

"Mighty Mouse", "Keystone Kash"! KPN Nov 26 #5

Somebody around here refered to him a 'Petty Cash' the other day Attilatheblond Nov 27 #14

Here he comes! NJCher Nov 27 #20

Not unlike when Charlie Kirk got shot - Keystone Kash rushes in and announces right away Ocelot II Nov 26 #6

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ewwww NJCher Nov 27 #19

Inspector Clouseau is on the case! Wednesdays Nov 26 #8

Those of us on DU are better informed than Patel Grim Chieftain Nov 26 #10

Thank you - was exploding when I watched him. Marie Marie Nov 26 #11

His chronic insecurity is getting to the point that intervention is needed Attilatheblond Nov 27 #16

I've had some good laughs today... ananda Nov 26 #12

Where's Dan Bongino anyway? IcyPeas Nov 26 #13

LOL CatWoman Nov 27 #15

Well, yeah, maybe they have the shooter in a hospital DFW Nov 27 #17

Thank you for shining a light on the HIGHLY NUANCED RESPONSIBILITIES Kash faces on a DAILY BASIS. Miles Archer Nov 27 #23

Your cat would also take a more belevolent stance on issues affeting humans DFW Nov 27 #25

"Here I come to save the day!" Gaugamela Nov 27 #18

Wait! Wait! There is even more republican stupidity! NJCher Nov 27 #21

Right now, he's looking for any excuse to do that. Miles Archer Nov 27 #24

Four Seasons Landscaping of the Mind Kid Berwyn Nov 27 #22

Another case solved by the amazing deductive powers of Sherlock Patel! Buns_of_Fire Nov 27 #26