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19. Flying turkeys

Fri Nov 28, 2025, 01:53 AM

Nov 28

I personally know someone who works R&D for a glass manufacturer. He gets paid to shoot thawed turkeys, 2x4s etc at windows.

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Discuss: Can Turkeys fly? [View all] usonian Nov 27 OP

Depends on the turkey. paulkienitz Nov 27 #1

Looks wild usonian Nov 27 #2

Yes, but not if pushed out of a helicopter... haele Nov 27 #3

Wild turkeys roost in trees fargone Nov 27 #4

Wild turkeys do fly, but usually short flights to avoid predators. Enter stage left Nov 27 #5

Arthur Carlson, Herb Tarlek and Les Nessman xmas74 Nov 27 #6

Guess who's not coming for dinner. usonian Nov 27 #7

I've seen numerous H2O Man Nov 27 #14

In the northeast, H2O Man Nov 27 #13

Yes. H2O Man Nov 27 #11

We have a lot of wild turkeys in the Twin Cities chowmama Nov 27 #15

Wild turkeys can, domesticated (i.e. farmed) can't. Angleae Nov 28 #17

They definitely fly up into the trees to escape the dogs Unwind Your Mind Nov 28 #18

Flying turkeys KentuckyWoman Nov 28 #19

Every time Trump takes Air Force One DFW Nov 28 #20