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Orrex

(66,502 posts) Fri Nov 28, 2025, 08:20 AM Friday

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Crushed in Black Friday stampede at Home Depot while buying more tacky gold knickknacks?

Immolated by the ghost of Benjamin Banneker?

Disintegrated by the raw irony of calling someone else "a stupid person?"

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Friday OP

No but Coldwater Friday #1

Or surfered Friday #9

I'm so ready for his MacFuneral surfered Friday #10

Understatement of the century! SheltieLover Friday #12

Wattle caused him to be mistaken for a wild turkey? SheltieLover Friday #2

Nice one! Orrex Friday #4

Ty. I love your #3! SheltieLover Friday #11

But the hungry turkey hunter was disappointed GopherGal Friday #22

Bazinga! You win the thread! SheltieLover Friday #29

We all hope! WestMichRad Friday #3

Let's think bdamomma Friday #5

Welcome back! niyad Friday #18

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Friday #6

Plenty of time for the fortunate event SheltieLover Friday #13

🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 surfered Friday #17

This message was self-deleted by its author niyad Friday #7

Always the optimist. NT mahatmakanejeeves Friday #8

Hold the vision, Jeeves!. SheltieLover Friday #14

Torn in half during tug of war between karma & cholesterol? SheltieLover Friday #15

Mistaken for a leftover blimp from the Macys Thanksgiving Parade Tanuki Friday #16

I'll take 'just fucking dead' any way we can get it. Joinfortmill Friday #19

Yea, still alive because they didn't count the mail in ballots. bluestarone Friday #20

For trump's eulogy LetMyPeopleVote Friday #21

The wish bone from our turkey worked. twodogsbarking Friday #23

Starting to believe prayer doesn't work... MiHale Friday #24

Evil never dies it simply finds a new face unfortunately. cstanleytech Friday #25

Walmart apparently is on it underpants Friday #26

Hahaha! SheltieLover Friday #30

Visualization time, everyone!!! niyad Friday #34

While flying to Log O Mierda for his weekly golfing vacation Blumancru Friday #27

"May he 'croak' alone as we shop (local shops only, please) and WATCH COLLEGE FOOTBALL!!!" hlthe2b Friday #28

He's becoming more vicious as he experiences mental, physical, emotional decline. tRump is evil at the very core. AnotherMother4Peace Friday #31

Black Friday would be a great day for the reaper to come a-slashin' Blue Owl Friday #32

Which one? BWdem4life Friday #33

Both. xi and kimmie as well! and orban aand bibi. niyad Friday #35