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usonian

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18. Donald the Lion Farted will lead the crusade.

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Mon Mar 2, 2026, 11:34 PM

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God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see!
He plays His games, we play ours!
To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls!

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U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for "Armageddon," Return of Jesus [View all] Fozzledick 16 hrs ago OP

Not surprised if this is true chicoescuela 16 hrs ago #1

I'll be shocked if it's not true.... Ol Janx Spirit 4 hrs ago #76

The two biggest problems on the planet are... Trust_Reality 4 hrs ago #86

Nobody knows what Jesus looked like. Towlie 3 hrs ago #88

I seem to have heard that "Jesus is coming back" somewhere around 471 times. chouchou 16 hrs ago #2

Jesus: NCDem47 4 hrs ago #79

That's why the religious fanatics are getting desperate enough to try to start an actual... Ol Janx Spirit 4 hrs ago #80

and he's mad as hell...... n/t lastlib 4 hrs ago #82

You got me laughing! chouchou 4 hrs ago #85

I've heard the end times are happening now for decades....so far though it's still not happened. cstanleytech 34 min ago #112

Country Joe & The Fish had it right years ago... wcmagumba 16 hrs ago #3

I LOVE THESE GUYS! ABC123Easy 16 hrs ago #6

Just looked it up and Country Joe McDonald is still living and kicking it around at 84...Cool... wcmagumba 16 hrs ago #14

Perfect song for TODAY and back then. bluestarone 4 hrs ago #87

I saw Barry Melton at a Gathering of the Tribe feast & concert up in Northern California in December NBachers 13 hrs ago #42

I was there Henry203 10 hrs ago #53

The song only needs a minor alteration. Towlie 4 hrs ago #77

Well done. calimary 2 hrs ago #95

Brings back some good memories. Glad I got a chance to live through that. kerry-is-my-prez 17 min ago #116

Any sourced reports other than some guy's blog? Fiendish Thingy 16 hrs ago #4

I think it is true Horseshoeluck 14 hrs ago #39

Here is Mikey Weinstein's link to the story markodochartaigh 1 hr ago #99

What makes me angry is that I am not Bettie 16 hrs ago #5

Jesus sees his shadow, so there will be Johonny 16 hrs ago #7

But I thought that it was the Tooth Fairy? Dave Bowman 15 hrs ago #16

It's different this time around. The rash on his neck was the tell mjvpi 14 hrs ago #29

Great, militaries for all three belligerents are led by religious fanatics newdeal2 16 hrs ago #8

Let's ask AI which religion is more righteous. mjvpi 14 hrs ago #30

So...TSF has been anointed by Jesus and the Iran leaders have Allah on their side so this is a holy war? Deuxcents 16 hrs ago #9

This is Little Mikey Johnson's wet dream fantasy. yellow dahlia 16 hrs ago #10

Does Moses Mike Traildogbob 47 min ago #110

Very good question. yellow dahlia 16 min ago #117

I suppose to some people this sounds a bit odd. markodochartaigh 16 hrs ago #11

Trump is losing supporters, even some magas, so he thinks this will shore up the fundie zealot end timers nuts Attilatheblond 15 hrs ago #26

The Arrogance of religion. Roc2020 16 hrs ago #12

Indeed. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 28 min ago #113

TRUMP looks as much like 'the Antichrist' as much as any previous dictator--- Jack Valentino 16 hrs ago #13

Trump is not smart enough to be the anti-christ...maybe a low level demon of some sort... wcmagumba 15 hrs ago #17

Nowhere in the Bible did it say that the supposed anti-christ was "smart"...... Jack Valentino 15 hrs ago #21

I never read that book, it's bad for my angina... wcmagumba 15 hrs ago #23

I haven't read it in a long time either---- but I have 'very sinfully' asked A.I. to Jack Valentino 15 hrs ago #24

I still don't understand how MAGAS figure B.See 12 hrs ago #46

They're listening to modern day prophets that have their own TV shows. Lars39 4 hrs ago #78

How will Jesus communicate with the millions of followers? By Instagram, WhatsApp, email, text? dalton99a 15 hrs ago #15

He will send I_UndergroundPanther 11 hrs ago #51

"A figure which looks like Jesus Christ" ??? I thought it looked like a big check mark ! nt eppur_se_muova 6 hrs ago #59

O ye of little faith dalton99a 6 hrs ago #60

Donald the Lion Farted will lead the crusade. usonian 15 hrs ago #18

On his way to the Horns of Hattin, I hope . . . hatrack 4 hrs ago #75

It takes absolutely monstrous arrogance to believe that your military actions influence God. milestogo 15 hrs ago #19

When they say return of Jesus they mean nukes Blues Heron 15 hrs ago #20

Because the Almighty, though almighty, is still not mighty enough to start a Mideast clusterfuck by Himself. Mister Ed 15 hrs ago #22

They should all be removed from command and tried for Traitorous Seditious Conspiracy. BurnDoubt 15 hrs ago #25

When we take control of the government again, Jasmin Crocket forAG. mjvpi 14 hrs ago #33

Yes, Please! BurnDoubt 12 hrs ago #48

Holy shit. SunSeeker 15 hrs ago #27

I see what you did there. John1956PA 14 hrs ago #28

Judaism, Islam and Christianity - a three cornered Abrahamic death match... Another Jackalope 14 hrs ago #31

Capitalsm mjvpi 14 hrs ago #35

Supplies the weapons to all sides. Another Jackalope 14 hrs ago #37

Good one! calimary 2 hrs ago #97

What if Sekhmet returns I_UndergroundPanther 11 hrs ago #50

Gaslighting Shite... They do NOT follow the Cha 14 hrs ago #32

bunch of heretics. B.See 12 hrs ago #47

Worshippers of The Anti Christ.. Cha 11 hrs ago #49

Being raised Evangelical Pentacostal, this would be laughable, IF... czarjak 14 hrs ago #34

I guess that means this rapture thingy will be happening soon. Dr. T 14 hrs ago #36

I really don't look forward I_UndergroundPanther 10 hrs ago #52

Michael Flynn Puppyjive 14 hrs ago #38

The Four Pantloads of the Apocalypse Blue Owl 14 hrs ago #40

Fozzledick, I remember reding the Illuminati books, and loved that phrase, "immanentize the Eschaton! ShazamIam 13 hrs ago #41

I have no doubt this is true LogDog75 13 hrs ago #43

The only difference between these people and the Taliban/Al Qaeda... RetiredParatrooper 13 hrs ago #44

Oh... Just "wonderful".... electric_blue68 12 hrs ago #45

Led by Fuckabee malaise 10 hrs ago #54

I'm sure Fuckabee has a tent all set up johnnyfins 3 hrs ago #91

THIS malaise 46 min ago #111

Well, then... that settles it! Alephy 10 hrs ago #55

Had to Google "Immanentize the Eschaton" for meaning. Aussie105 10 hrs ago #56

US troops being led by mentally ill, psychotic leaders. Irish_Dem 10 hrs ago #57

I'm reading this. Dangerous beyond words. Creating Zealots. Joinfortmill 8 hrs ago #58

Could be a made up story. Just as dangerous. Kaleva 4 hrs ago #69

MRFF is a well known and respected organization, and Larsen writes articles for their website muriel_volestrangler 4 hrs ago #71

Look up the MRFF mountain grammy 2 hrs ago #98

Do you have a link to where they confirm this? Kaleva 1 hr ago #104

Here is the link to Mikey Weinstein's story markodochartaigh 1 hr ago #100

Thanks! Kaleva 1 hr ago #105

Distration from the Trump-Epstein files is now biblical? Ruby the Liberal 5 hrs ago #61

What should I wear when Jesus returns? Should I cook something? How long is he staying? twodogsbarking 5 hrs ago #62

Unknown, but Bible says keep your bathroom clean and well-stocked dalton99a 5 hrs ago #65

Does he have a gluten allergy? twodogsbarking 5 hrs ago #67

Unlikely, according to Bible scholars in Tennessee. But he is probably partial to tobacco dalton99a 4 hrs ago #68

He booked a room in Salt Lake City. That don't look so good. twodogsbarking 4 hrs ago #70

This moron needs to be thrown out of the military yesterday. travelingthrulife 5 hrs ago #63

FFRF.org ZDU 5 hrs ago #64

I predict that when Jesus doesn't show up, a lot of people are going to be sorely disappointed. Ray Bruns 5 hrs ago #66

Doesn't surpise me at all bluestarone 4 hrs ago #72

What a crock of SHIT! hatrack 4 hrs ago #73

Nothing like telling a soldier he's (she's) dead before he (she) even leaves our country. bluestarone 4 hrs ago #74

Armageddon wouldn't happen unless there were people intentionally causing it. Clouds Passing 4 hrs ago #81

OK Now I'm worried. flashman13 4 hrs ago #83

Do ya doubt it? lastlib 4 hrs ago #84

It wouldn't be the first time they used that line! Hope22 3 hrs ago #89

Ah...its like the days of my youth. A much loved aunt... NNadir 3 hrs ago #90

Why doesn't anybody talk about consequences for following ILLEGAL orders??? tazcat 3 hrs ago #92

FUCK RELIGION -- ALL OF THEM! OMGWTF 2 hrs ago #93

They try to force the Apocalypse to placate the Christo-fascists who will themselves be destroyed. GreenWave 2 hrs ago #94

My parents were evangelical. They did not believe in the Rapture or Armageddon. HeartsCanHope 2 hrs ago #96

That's creepy as hell to this non-believer. greatauntoftriplets 1 hr ago #101

But Jesus knows who did what in the Epstein files. n/t flvegan 1 hr ago #102

Though it's not surprising, I'm shocked! If that's possible JohnnyRingo 1 hr ago #103

Complete insanity. valleyrogue 1 hr ago #106

I really despise mixing religion with military... same with with government! liberalla 1 hr ago #107

If the report is true, then IMO, the officer must be removed from post sakabatou 55 min ago #108

That is some scary shit. Religious maniacs in charge of our military? What could go wrong? Martin68 51 min ago #109

I Know The US Air Force Is A Hotbed Of This Thinking. BBbats 26 min ago #114

Yup, the chaotic Iran's Armageddon aka Operation Epstein Fury Miami Blue 25 min ago #115