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ancianita

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149. IT isn't real. No one can "hasten" anything, because no one knows when the Second Coming will come, not the angels,

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Tue Mar 3, 2026, 08:22 PM

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of heaven, not even the Son the Father first sent -- no one but God the Father knows. Humanity can't do one single thing to speed up the actions of the God of the Eternal Now.

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U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for "Armageddon," Return of Jesus [View all] Fozzledick 23 hrs ago OP

Not surprised if this is true chicoescuela 23 hrs ago #1

I'll be shocked if it's not true.... Ol Janx Spirit 11 hrs ago #76

It's rather bdamomma 6 hrs ago #121

I don't get the impression they see him as a prophet--more of a conduit maybe; or a tool. Ol Janx Spirit 5 hrs ago #132

DJT is their profit. BattleRow 4 hrs ago #135

The two biggest problems on the planet are... Trust_Reality 11 hrs ago #86

Not to forget Climate Change. Justice matters. 47 min ago #160

Nobody knows what Jesus looked like. Towlie 11 hrs ago #88

I seem to have heard that "Jesus is coming back" somewhere around 471 times. chouchou 23 hrs ago #2

Jesus: NCDem47 11 hrs ago #79

That's why the religious fanatics are getting desperate enough to try to start an actual... Ol Janx Spirit 11 hrs ago #80

and he's mad as hell...... n/t lastlib 11 hrs ago #82

You got me laughing! chouchou 11 hrs ago #85

I've heard the end times are happening now for decades....so far though it's still not happened. cstanleytech 7 hrs ago #112

Country Joe & The Fish had it right years ago... wcmagumba 23 hrs ago #3

I LOVE THESE GUYS! ABC123Easy 23 hrs ago #6

Just looked it up and Country Joe McDonald is still living and kicking it around at 84...Cool... wcmagumba 23 hrs ago #14

Perfect song for TODAY and back then. bluestarone 11 hrs ago #87

I saw Barry Melton at a Gathering of the Tribe feast & concert up in Northern California in December NBachers 21 hrs ago #42

I was there Henry203 18 hrs ago #53

The song only needs a minor alteration. Towlie 11 hrs ago #77

Well done. calimary 9 hrs ago #95

Brings back some good memories. Glad I got a chance to live through that. kerry-is-my-prez 7 hrs ago #116

Thank you so very much for sharing. I would love to get together a bunch of cornball 24 7 hrs ago #118

Any sourced reports other than some guy's blog? Fiendish Thingy 23 hrs ago #4

I think it is true Horseshoeluck 21 hrs ago #39

Here is Mikey Weinstein's link to the story markodochartaigh 8 hrs ago #99

What makes me angry is that I am not Bettie 23 hrs ago #5

Jesus sees his shadow, so there will be Johonny 23 hrs ago #7

But I thought that it was the Tooth Fairy? Dave Bowman 23 hrs ago #16

It's different this time around. The rash on his neck was the tell mjvpi 22 hrs ago #29

Great, militaries for all three belligerents are led by religious fanatics newdeal2 23 hrs ago #8

Let's ask AI which religion is more righteous. mjvpi 22 hrs ago #30

So...TSF has been anointed by Jesus and the Iran leaders have Allah on their side so this is a holy war? Deuxcents 23 hrs ago #9

This is Little Mikey Johnson's wet dream fantasy. yellow dahlia 23 hrs ago #10

Does Moses Mike Traildogbob 8 hrs ago #110

Very good question. yellow dahlia 7 hrs ago #117

I suppose to some people this sounds a bit odd. markodochartaigh 23 hrs ago #11

Trump is losing supporters, even some magas, so he thinks this will shore up the fundie zealot end timers nuts Attilatheblond 22 hrs ago #26

The Arrogance of religion. Roc2020 23 hrs ago #12

Indeed. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 7 hrs ago #113

TRUMP looks as much like 'the Antichrist' as much as any previous dictator--- Jack Valentino 23 hrs ago #13

Trump is not smart enough to be the anti-christ...maybe a low level demon of some sort... wcmagumba 23 hrs ago #17

Nowhere in the Bible did it say that the supposed anti-christ was "smart"...... Jack Valentino 23 hrs ago #21

I never read that book, it's bad for my angina... wcmagumba 22 hrs ago #23

I haven't read it in a long time either---- but I have 'very sinfully' asked A.I. to Jack Valentino 22 hrs ago #24

I still don't understand how MAGAS figure B.See 19 hrs ago #46

They're listening to modern day prophets that have their own TV shows. Lars39 11 hrs ago #78

They don't figure because they don't read what Jesus said about the last days. These ain't the last days. ancianita 3 hrs ago #141

in it for the power i.e. MONAAAY B.See 2 hrs ago #143

I have a neighbor who hates Trump because she believes that he is the anti Christ. wnylib 29 min ago #161

How will Jesus communicate with the millions of followers? By Instagram, WhatsApp, email, text? dalton99a 23 hrs ago #15

He will send I_UndergroundPanther 18 hrs ago #51

"A figure which looks like Jesus Christ" ??? I thought it looked like a big check mark ! nt eppur_se_muova 13 hrs ago #59

O ye of little faith dalton99a 13 hrs ago #60

Why not eat it? Aren't the wine and wafers passed out at communion... 3catwoman3 6 hrs ago #120

lol That's not how transubstantiation works. ancianita 3 hrs ago #142

I was just being an irreverent... 3catwoman3 2 hrs ago #144

ahh cool... cuz the beating of heads on walls didn't seem to imply smartass ancianita 2 hrs ago #147

The head banging is because this kind of mystical claptrap... 3catwoman3 2 hrs ago #154

It looks like a giant hand giving the world the finger The Blue Flower 3 hrs ago #136

Donald the Lion Farted will lead the crusade. usonian 23 hrs ago #18

On his way to the Horns of Hattin, I hope . . . hatrack 11 hrs ago #75

It takes absolutely monstrous arrogance to believe that your military actions influence God. milestogo 23 hrs ago #19

When they say return of Jesus they mean nukes Blues Heron 23 hrs ago #20

Because the Almighty, though almighty, is still not mighty enough to start a Mideast clusterfuck by Himself. Mister Ed 23 hrs ago #22

They should all be removed from command and tried for Traitorous Seditious Conspiracy. BurnDoubt 22 hrs ago #25

When we take control of the government again, Jasmin Crocket forAG. mjvpi 22 hrs ago #33

Yes, Please! BurnDoubt 19 hrs ago #48

Me, I'm all in for Jack Smith as AG. Best and most experienced, and knows everything ancianita 2 hrs ago #153

Holy shit. SunSeeker 22 hrs ago #27

I see what you did there. John1956PA 22 hrs ago #28

Judaism, Islam and Christianity - a three cornered Abrahamic death match... Another Jackalope 22 hrs ago #31

Capitalsm mjvpi 22 hrs ago #35

Supplies the weapons to all sides. Another Jackalope 21 hrs ago #37

Good one! calimary 9 hrs ago #97

+1 leftstreet 6 hrs ago #122

I agree, but when you have people who literally worship the concept... OldBaldy1701E 4 hrs ago #134

When Fascism comes to America,it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross. BattleRow 3 hrs ago #137

What if Sekhmet returns I_UndergroundPanther 18 hrs ago #50

The word "rapture" is nowhere in the Bible. ancianita 2 hrs ago #146

Gaslighting Shite... They do NOT follow the Cha 22 hrs ago #32

bunch of heretics. B.See 19 hrs ago #47

Worshippers of The Anti Christ.. Cha 19 hrs ago #49

Being raised Evangelical Pentacostal, this would be laughable, IF... czarjak 22 hrs ago #34

IT isn't real. No one can "hasten" anything, because no one knows when the Second Coming will come, not the angels, ancianita 2 hrs ago #149

It isn't real for a reason! czarjak 1 hr ago #158

I guess that means this rapture thingy will be happening soon. Dr. T 21 hrs ago #36

I really don't look forward I_UndergroundPanther 18 hrs ago #52

Michael Flynn Puppyjive 21 hrs ago #38

The Four Pantloads of the Apocalypse Blue Owl 21 hrs ago #40

Fozzledick, I remember reding the Illuminati books, and loved that phrase, "immanentize the Eschaton! ShazamIam 21 hrs ago #41

I have no doubt this is true LogDog75 20 hrs ago #43

Based on your post, I think you left out a word... 3catwoman3 6 hrs ago #123

Thanks for catching that. LogDog75 2 hrs ago #145

The only difference between these people and the Taliban/Al Qaeda... RetiredParatrooper 20 hrs ago #44

Oh... Just "wonderful".... electric_blue68 20 hrs ago #45

Led by Fuckabee malaise 18 hrs ago #54

I'm sure Fuckabee has a tent all set up johnnyfins 10 hrs ago #91

THIS malaise 8 hrs ago #111

Well, then... that settles it! Alephy 18 hrs ago #55

Had to Google "Immanentize the Eschaton" for meaning. Aussie105 17 hrs ago #56

US troops being led by mentally ill, psychotic leaders. Irish_Dem 17 hrs ago #57

I'm reading this. Dangerous beyond words. Creating Zealots. Joinfortmill 15 hrs ago #58

Could be a made up story. Just as dangerous. Kaleva 12 hrs ago #69

MRFF is a well known and respected organization, and Larsen writes articles for their website muriel_volestrangler 12 hrs ago #71

Look up the MRFF mountain grammy 9 hrs ago #98

Do you have a link to where they confirm this? Kaleva 8 hrs ago #104

Here is the link to Mikey Weinstein's story markodochartaigh 8 hrs ago #100

Thanks! Kaleva 8 hrs ago #105

Distration from the Trump-Epstein files is now biblical? Ruby the Liberal 12 hrs ago #61

What should I wear when Jesus returns? Should I cook something? How long is he staying? twodogsbarking 12 hrs ago #62

Unknown, but Bible says keep your bathroom clean and well-stocked dalton99a 12 hrs ago #65

Does he have a gluten allergy? twodogsbarking 12 hrs ago #67

Unlikely, according to Bible scholars in Tennessee. But he is probably partial to tobacco dalton99a 12 hrs ago #68

He booked a room in Salt Lake City. That don't look so good. twodogsbarking 12 hrs ago #70

When he returns he will have to die again just to cover Trump's sins. twodogsbarking 3 hrs ago #138

And for God's sake, wear clean underwear! maxrandb 6 hrs ago #126

With Charmin Ultra Soft, Scott Comfort Plus, or Angel Soft for the Bible humper-thrumpers? LogDog75 2 hrs ago #148

A few loaves & fishes will last however long he stays, but get your Ilsa 6 hrs ago #130

lol ancianita 2 hrs ago #152

This moron needs to be thrown out of the military yesterday. travelingthrulife 12 hrs ago #63

FFRF.org ZDU 12 hrs ago #64

I predict that when Jesus doesn't show up, a lot of people are going to be sorely disappointed. Ray Bruns 12 hrs ago #66

Doesn't matter, they're eaisly fooled into something else LogDog75 2 hrs ago #150

Yep. They've been grabbing on to "next dates" for over 200 years. ancianita 2 hrs ago #151

Doesn't surpise me at all bluestarone 12 hrs ago #72

What a crock of SHIT! hatrack 12 hrs ago #73

Nothing like telling a soldier he's (she's) dead before he (she) even leaves our country. bluestarone 12 hrs ago #74

Armageddon wouldn't happen unless there were people intentionally causing it. Clouds Passing 11 hrs ago #81

OK Now I'm worried. flashman13 11 hrs ago #83

Do ya doubt it? lastlib 11 hrs ago #84

It wouldn't be the first time they used that line! Hope22 10 hrs ago #89

Ah...its like the days of my youth. A much loved aunt... NNadir 10 hrs ago #90

Why doesn't anybody talk about consequences for following ILLEGAL orders??? tazcat 10 hrs ago #92

FUCK RELIGION -- ALL OF THEM! OMGWTF 10 hrs ago #93

They try to force the Apocalypse to placate the Christo-fascists who will themselves be destroyed. GreenWave 9 hrs ago #94

My parents were evangelical. They did not believe in the Rapture or Armageddon. HeartsCanHope 9 hrs ago #96

That's creepy as hell to this non-believer. greatauntoftriplets 8 hrs ago #101

Every human will escape the "rapture" because it ain't happenin' ancianita 2 hrs ago #156

Probably, though I wouldn't mind seeing a lot of the MAGAts go poof somewhere. greatauntoftriplets 8 min ago #162

But Jesus knows who did what in the Epstein files. n/t flvegan 8 hrs ago #102

Though it's not surprising, I'm shocked! If that's possible JohnnyRingo 8 hrs ago #103

Complete insanity. valleyrogue 8 hrs ago #106

I really despise mixing religion with military... same with with government! liberalla 8 hrs ago #107

If the report is true, then IMO, the officer must be removed from post sakabatou 8 hrs ago #108

That is some scary shit. Religious maniacs in charge of our military? What could go wrong? Martin68 8 hrs ago #109

I Know The US Air Force Is A Hotbed Of This Thinking. BBbats 7 hrs ago #114

I served 28 years in the AF LogDog75 2 hrs ago #155

Yup, the chaotic Iran's Armageddon aka Operation Epstein Fury Miami Blue 7 hrs ago #115

So, we have people in high positions who think they are fighting for their invisible friend? Americanme 7 hrs ago #119

This bullshit reinforces my thinking that rather than... 3catwoman3 6 hrs ago #124

This is spelled out hermetic 6 hrs ago #125

It's all about the Apocalypse: Another disturbing reason behind the right wing's pro-Israel obsession LetMyPeopleVote 6 hrs ago #127

Maybe aliens will cosplay "angels" and take these idiots Ilsa 6 hrs ago #128

That sounds like the "Heaven's Gate" cult from the 70s...I'd be happy to see them leave... wcmagumba 5 hrs ago #131

Maybe. ancianita 1 hr ago #157

This message was self-deleted by its author LetMyPeopleVote 6 hrs ago #129

Unbelievable liberal N proud 5 hrs ago #133

If Jesus returns to earth, will he smile favorably upon Martin Eden 3 hrs ago #139

Disgusting proselytizing to your troops Evolve Dammit 3 hrs ago #140

So these mortal fools think THEY can initiate Armageddon? Beartracks 56 min ago #159