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Orrex

(66,937 posts) Wed Mar 4, 2026, 07:02 AM Yesterday

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Mysteriously struck by lightning after claiming to have been anointed by Jesus?

Preemptively killed by Spanish operatives because it's their turn this week?

Crushed by adoring throngs of his ignorant fuckhead KKKultists in their desperate push to touch the hem of his garment?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Yesterday OP

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #1

👠👠👠👠👠👠 SheltieLover Yesterday #3

I have a dream... surfered Yesterday #5

Ha! Joinfortmill Yesterday #9

Nailed to a cross by cult to make him more like Jesus? SheltieLover Yesterday #2

Answering the prayers of over 200 million Americans and billions worldwide, he was smited by the Lord, in Thy mercy. surfered Yesterday #4

Stood too close to the highly "pumped up" faux tough Hegseth spewing and drowned in his BS? hlthe2b Yesterday #6

No but malaise Yesterday #7

Looks REALLY close. Joinfortmill Yesterday #8

Measles.... twodogsbarking Yesterday #10

Tripped and fell onto his gold-colored Oval Office drapes, Wicked Blue Yesterday #11