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4. Logic Republican style? Leaked the strike to WHOM exactly? How would such a leak even be worded?
Wed Mar 4, 2026, 07:45 AM
Yesterday

"Dear Ayatollah,

"We are planning to kill you. Therefore, would you kindly be in this specified place at this specified time, so that the incoming rocket will demolish you? Oh, and please don't let on that we told you.Thanks ever so much! Your American congressional leaker."

I mean, I'm used to Republican thinking being lame, but this is right from Borowitz.

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