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9. Not "railing..."

Mon Mar 16, 2026, 11:29 AM

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Blow jobs! "Playin' his flute." Lickin' the lizard. Lip-lock on the love muscle.

'We had oral sex. He prefers that modus operandi because then he can say, 'I never slept with her.'' - Vanity Fair, 1995.

It's why Callista was so good on the French horn.

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That's another obituary EYESORE 9001 Monday #1

Horrifying that somebody JBTaurus83 Monday #2

We can't tell the difference between The Onion and reality. murielm99 Monday #5

and why why why.. mountain grammy Monday #4

If you look at a map... GiqueCee Monday #6

Reminder why Republicans are horrible rpannier Monday #7

Not "railing..." Grins Monday #9

EGADS. Miles Archer 20 hrs ago #13

Did somebody leave the attic door unlocked again? hadEnuf Monday #10

These guys are all just fucking nuts. Every single one of them. ! leftyladyfrommo Monday #11

Somebody Needs To Remind Him... ProfessorGAC 18 hrs ago #14

Well, he can't get any money out of the Dems, can he ? So .... yeah, "loyal". eppur_se_muova 18 hrs ago #15