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BlueSpot

(1,294 posts)
55. Hmmm, let's see
Mon Mar 16, 2026, 11:11 PM
9 hrs ago

Not an art major but with a general interest in (and a high school semester of) the humanities and the evolution of art...

Greek sculpture is very idealistic. The perfect form and face, everything very graceful.

Guessing a bit here but I'd imagine the ancient Egyptian probably needed to sync with the religion. I mean, they pretty much all look alike. If it's Ra, you freaking well know it's Ra. Not much artistic freedom, I don't think. You just followed form. All the Pharaohs look like the other Pharaohs pretty much too. But that's just a hunch, honestly.

I don't really know about the really ancient ones. If you'd selected Roman, I would know that was very realistic - warts and all. The ancient near east, from what I can come up with in my head, are stiff figures in formal, perhaps religious, poses, but they do have some of that later Roman realism. They are individuals, but they all have to have those long, curly beards (I'm mostly thinking Assyria because I read an historical fiction book about that once and it made me watch videos of the history). Might be wrong there because there are only a few I can think of w/o that arduous research your student mentioned (like google images, lol).

How'd I do? I've never taken an art history course, FWIW. And I did not go to google images.

It's OK if I flunked. I am retired and will not be taking my results to a job interview or anything. But do post or DU mail me the correct answers if I failed!

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Probably too busy texting to listen to you. Ritabert 17 hrs ago #1
"Yes. No. Check Your Class Notes." ColoringFool 17 hrs ago #2
This, right here. relayerbob 16 hrs ago #20
Tell them: the most important thing you need to learn from this class... Wounded Bear 17 hrs ago #3
So frustrating. Traildogbob 17 hrs ago #4
They don't have to buy a report. All they have to do is use a free dumbing-down tool from one of highplainsdem 16 hrs ago #15
Wow. Traildogbob 16 hrs ago #22
Teaching is challenging, and an existentially important profession. What the AI companies have done to it is highplainsdem 16 hrs ago #29
AI is one of the most frightening developments out there right now. COL Mustard 16 hrs ago #30
Write them back, saying... Totally Tunsie 17 hrs ago #5
Except be president. ananda 17 hrs ago #10
But only if he has a multimillionaire father who is willing to bankroll all his failures! 🤣 ShazzieB 15 hrs ago #33
I heard an interview several years ago on NPR mcar 17 hrs ago #6
and "I wasted my whole weekend studying when I could have been having a good time!" erronis 17 hrs ago #8
Yep mcar 16 hrs ago #19
I actually recall that when I tutored back in the 70s GenThePerservering 16 hrs ago #13
And "teaching to the test" where tests have become easier to grade - multiple choices, etc. erronis 16 hrs ago #21
I went to a Jesuit uni in the late 70s mcar 15 hrs ago #34
I was always glad when a test or quiz was postponed. LisaM 16 hrs ago #24
"I will teach you to think." BarbD 15 hrs ago #41
Maybe I'm old-fashioned, but it's the students' fault MadameButterfly 15 hrs ago #48
Sometimes it isn't about learning vs memorizing... it's about recall OhioBlue 12 hrs ago #53
Well, sorry you didn't get to raise your grade MadameButterfly 5 hrs ago #60
"...do I have to go out of my way to find the research?" CBHagman 17 hrs ago #7
and his definition of "go out of my way to find the research" is probably ask chatGPT. (n/t) thesquanderer 16 hrs ago #17
Since many students gravitate to AI's as their first source of information ... SomewhereInTheMiddle 5 hrs ago #59
Tell the student they can get five points of credit on the assignment... littlemissmartypants 17 hrs ago #9
But don't hold your breath while waiting SheltieLover 16 hrs ago #27
Exactly. I taught at a state college in NC. littlemissmartypants 7 hrs ago #56
When I was in Catechism class and I failed to pay attention I got a ruler across the hand. Jacson6 17 hrs ago #11
Brace yourself. There's more of them coming up through GPV 17 hrs ago #12
How sad. LoisB 16 hrs ago #14
I quit teaching after 15 years because of stuff like this perdita9 16 hrs ago #16
That must be BEYOND frustrating OddMom20 16 hrs ago #18
I've never been a teacher.. bless every one of you mountain grammy 16 hrs ago #23
Also retired prof here... flor-de-jasmim 16 hrs ago #25
Answer email with message to refer to their class notes. SheltieLover 16 hrs ago #26
Classes need Helper Captains in the class to prod the sheep along bucolic_frolic 16 hrs ago #28
You didn't mention whether the student was male or female. I would guess it was a male. flashman13 15 hrs ago #31
Yes, a male. nt Coventina 15 hrs ago #37
"...don't be an ignorant creep..." is a good place to start. 3catwoman3 15 hrs ago #43
Agree completely Grim Chieftain 15 hrs ago #32
You didn't say if the student could read. Sneederbunk 15 hrs ago #35
Let me provide some balance here Sympthsical 15 hrs ago #36
I am not that kind of professor AT ALL. Coventina 15 hrs ago #39
I understand that Sympthsical 15 hrs ago #46
It's not every student, but a lot of them. Coventina 14 hrs ago #50
I love your asignment! Mossfern 14 hrs ago #49
Thanks! You're so kind! Yes, I'm an art history professor. Coventina 13 hrs ago #51
Hmmm, let's see BlueSpot 9 hrs ago #55
A little Trump in the making? peppertree 15 hrs ago #38
Smacks of effort, man. cab67 15 hrs ago #40
The student's nose is probably superglued to their phone, so they missed class despite being there. Vinca 15 hrs ago #42
I want to sign up for your class. Permanut 15 hrs ago #44
Geez Figarosmom 15 hrs ago #45
Lets hear it Cherokee100 15 hrs ago #47
gawd I'm glad I'm out mike_c 13 hrs ago #52
Jeezus. Joinfortmill 11 hrs ago #54
Is this class an elective or a requirement for a degree? fujiyamasan 6 hrs ago #57
IOW, ChatGPT couldn't figure it out for them. n/t flvegan 6 hrs ago #58
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