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ColoringFool

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37. "Donald, My Man! I'm Re-Thinking That Entire 'Sermon On The Mount' Thing, 'Cuz.....
Wed Apr 15, 2026, 01:32 PM
Yesterday

You've shown Me that the True Way to My Father is through taking food AWAY from the hungry, because they have nothing to contribute!

Through NOT clothing the naked, because they should get money from a job on an assembly line unto the 7th Generation! Or join the military!

Through NOT comforting the sick, unless they have expensive private insurance!

Through NOT visiting the imprisoned, but in adding more and more to the American For-Profit System or deporting the Innocent Until Proven Guilty to foreign prisons, never to be seen again!

Through NOT loving thy neighbor, for they are all criminals and escapees from insane asylums invading the United States in the multi-millions to rape and murder! Unless they are in lands America needs to take over for the security of that great Promised Land always righteous in My Father's eyes!

And most importantly, Trump will get to My Father's House in Heaven through choosing with confidence and pride to drop bombs on nations that do not worship Me, to bring Me to these Infidels through the Divine Sacrament of violence and destruction, and to take over their resources.

So with My Sacred Heart I hereby bless My most devoted servant Donald.

In the Name of My Father, Me, and Donald Trump, Amen."

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Get a room, you two!!! 50 Shades Of Blue Yesterday #1
Ikr? MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #21
ROFL! Jesus is subbing for Fabio! 50 Shades Of Blue Yesterday #41
that picture of the satanic demonic child sacrificing monster with jesus rampartd Yesterday #2
Since Trump is the chief child sacrificing monster wnylib Yesterday #34
Barf chicoescuela Yesterday #3
Jesus must be puking his brains out up in heaven after being in anyway associated with trDUMP. magicarpet Yesterday #29
Blasphemy isn't a strong enough word. LSparkle Yesterday #4
Every time he knows he's offended someone, he compulsively / impulsively doubles down Miles Archer Yesterday #5
' He [#Trumpp} has the cruel "twist the knife" mindset in everything he says and does.' riversedge Yesterday #10
THIS KPN Yesterday #12
And it's a dull,rusty hunting knife for maximum impact. BattleRow Yesterday #15
His ego needs to troll the pope in order to feel superior to someone he can't comprehend. wnylib Yesterday #31
No true Scotsman............ Celerity Yesterday #7
satanic, demonic, child sacrificing monsters... and there he is! Norrrm Yesterday #6
reminds me of slash fan fiction eShirl Yesterday #8
When Trump met the Popeshort clip...... riversedge Yesterday #9
I liked the 🐈 MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #22
Run trDUMPie,.... run. magicarpet Yesterday #30
You're kidding me! I know the guy is a moron, but after all the flack he got FROM HIS BASE from his earlier post, Fil1957 Yesterday #11
Why is Jared Leto embracing Trump? flvegan Yesterday #13
Lol MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #23
Trump likes this pic cuz Jesus' hands are tinier! TommyT139 Yesterday #14
He's getting a hug from his doctor, after giving him some bad news n/t aggiesal Yesterday #16
Seems like only Christ can overshadow Epstein. BattleRow Yesterday #17
Overshadowing Epstein might be the point of the offensive religious posts. wnylib Yesterday #32
True dat... BattleRow Yesterday #35
On and on and on - his dementia is on full display on a daily basis Grim Chieftain Yesterday #18
FACT & REMINDER: This is from the President of the United States. Zackzzzz Yesterday #19
He is just lurching from crisis to crisis and taking us with him...sigh. n/t PatrickforB Yesterday #20
Looks like Saruman as a young wizard. nt BWdem4life Yesterday #24
Well trump would be one to know republianmushroom Yesterday #25
Jesus Porn. Irish_Dem Yesterday #26
Looks like Jebus laid hands on his hairline. That's gotta be a miracle. marble falls Yesterday #27
No matter how hard he tries, he won't get into heaven period vapor2 Yesterday #28
I'm not a religious person PatSeg Yesterday #33
I've always wondered why Jesus is always depicted as a guy who might have been born in Wisconsin. Vinca Yesterday #36
"Donald, My Man! I'm Re-Thinking That Entire 'Sermon On The Mount' Thing, 'Cuz..... ColoringFool Yesterday #37
And Jesus, who is a very powerful strong man, said: "Sir, I want to kiss you so badly" dalton99a Yesterday #38
Sir please ... grab me by the pussy! FakeNoose Yesterday #39
Jesus' touch made Trump's hair grow back. It's a miracle! nt JustABozoOnThisBus Yesterday #40
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