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13. Where I live, parking is at a premium

Thu May 14, 2026, 05:45 AM

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Stores use spotters to look for people who park in posted lots and then leave, or who park in handicapped spots without a permit. They’ll yank your car in as little as 90 seconds, so this asshat got an extra few minutes.

And oh by the way, what about the people who genuinely needed that spot during that time? Never crossed your mind, did it? Maybe next time, loser.

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These drivers suck. Cybertrucks look like trash dumpsters. [View all] irisblue Thursday OP

Yes, Herr Wankpanzer buzzycrumbhunger Thursday #1

lol! "i know i parked there but did it really have to escalate that far, that fast...??" YES orleans Thursday #2

Looks like a refrigerator on wheels. live love laugh Thursday #3

I don't believe you have ever seen, in your entire life.... A HERETIC I AM Thursday #22

LOL Redleg Thursday #23

Yup, and every one of them had a bubble top, like George Jetson's flying car! A HERETIC I AM Thursday #41

And the dirty cyber truck is even worse. live love laugh Thursday #42

They are so ugly. I used to see them on the roads all the time, but not anymore. C Moon Thursday #4

I checked out one up close in a parking lot Skittles Thursday #7

And Exactly As I Predicted... ProfessorGAC Thursday #24

We knew they were testosterone shitwagons, and now they're really starting to look the part! hatrack Thursday #25

remember when the cock-swaggers drove Hummers? Skittles Friday #45

Excellent! charliea Thursday #5

whover it was, I SALUTE THEM Skittles Friday #46

I'm not buying the 10 min (fast) stop... FormerOstrich Thursday #6

Where I live, parking is at a premium COL Mustard Thursday #13

yup. mopinko Thursday #31

honestly, the time is irrelevant Skittles Friday #47

Unless someone who knows better wants to set me straight Demobrat Thursday #8

Agreed. Considering that the vehicle is above-average in weight, it took extra effort to wench it up onto the flatbed. John1956PA Thursday #10

I agree that he was probably in there for a lot longer than 10 minutes. ShazzieB Thursday #11

i dont know where this is, but in chgo mopinko Thursday #32

I've seen some repo clips. Old Crank Thursday #34

Every time I ever called a tow truck, the minimum time it took was 20 minutes. haele Thursday #36

I've seen exactly one of those things in the wild. ShazzieB Thursday #9

When I see one of those, I always think COL Mustard Thursday #14

I always think, "At least he's driving an electric vehicle, GoCubsGo Thursday #33

Apparently, they've also been attacked by urban raccoons when they first appear in neighborhoods. haele Thursday #37

I used to see them around. Not lately, though. Demobrat Friday #44

I've almost kairos12 Thursday #12

We are "handicapped" AverageOldGuy Thursday #15

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It's ragebait Sympthsical Thursday #16

Yes. It is an obviously faux story. Tongue-in-cheek humor prevails in this retelling of it. John1956PA Thursday #18

That was what I thought, as well. niyad Thursday #20

I never underestimate the lack of self-awareness on the Internet these days Sympthsical Thursday #21

Monday, two weeks ago . . . AverageOldGuy Thursday #17

Thank you for sharing this with us. Brightened my day. niyad Thursday #19

This is where the belief "rules were made to be broken" takes someone dlk Thursday #26

"Jeez, what a waste of machinery" DinahMoeHum Thursday #27

Tow companies are under contract kacekwl Thursday #28

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It absolutely looks like a rolling dumpster.... OhioBack2Blue Thursday #30

I refer to them as tin can trucks Although the title truck is laughable. efhmc Thursday #39

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Answer - YES!!! TexasBushwhacker Thursday #40

I used to work as a test driver for a company that does performance and reliability testing of new vehicles. pecosbob Thursday #43