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jmowreader

(53,494 posts)
32. 325 pounds
Thu May 28, 2026, 11:39 PM
May 28

How I got this number: that's what Vince Wilfork, a retired NFL nose tackle who played 11 years for the New England Patriots and two for the Houston Texans, weighed when he was playing. And since Trump is shaped like Vince Wilfork, it's the right weight to use.

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Between 260-270....How about 267! ☮ walkingman May 28 #1
I would guess 255 to 265. He has lost weight since his first term. Celerity May 29 #39
295 ornotna May 28 #2
350 maptap22 May 28 #3
8647 dweller May 28 #4
About tree fiddy. n/t flvegan May 28 #5
Close to 300 #. fierywoman May 28 #6
It varies hourly. Traildogbob May 28 #7
Are we guessing what it is Faux pas May 28 #8
It's all the same weight ornotna May 28 #11
Oh thanks Faux pas May 28 #24
Speaking of his smelly diapers.. red dog 1 May 28 #13
Lol 😆 Faux pas May 28 #23
The cankles alone must be 75 pounds. Vinca May 28 #9
Are we including the coffin? purr-rat beauty May 28 #10
... Marie Marie May 28 #19
At least 280. Most likely over 300. Wiz Imp May 28 #12
My Daddy always says Trump only weighs 20 pounds, but in a 5-pound sack. Whatever that means. Midnight Writer May 28 #14
Check your dad, a blivit bottomofthehill May 28 #28
666 pounds Emile May 28 #15
A standard McDonald's Big Mac weighs approximately 0.53 pounds (240 grams) in total. Ferrets are Cool May 28 #16
200 ducks Disaffected May 28 #17
1776 lbs of pure bullshit. (Just thought that he would like that number - seems to favor it.) Marie Marie May 28 #18
Pure, unadulterated bullshit! True Dough May 28 #26
350ish, maybe 375 obamanut2012 May 28 #20
I would would say 286. madinmaryland May 28 #21
What do I win? JoseBalow May 28 #22
325. 331. 346. 357. 362. 378 Trueblue1968 May 28 #25
With or Without Loaded Diaper? C_U_L8R May 28 #27
He is easily 20 plus stone bottomofthehill May 28 #29
He claims to be The Wizard May 28 #30
Circus enid602 May 28 #31
325 pounds jmowreader May 28 #32
Trump weighs at least 300 pounds Progressive dog May 28 #33
If only someone could swipe a pair of his pants. multigraincracker May 29 #34
I know this is an opportunity for GenThePerservering May 29 #35
Ten times the number of brain cells in his cranial void Jerry2144 May 29 #36
I'd guess 300. calimary May 29 #37
The fact that he is still wasting oxygen so that we are even playing niyad May 29 #38
6'1, 290 lbs. FascismIsDeath May 29 #40
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