The New Right Has a Blueprint for Building a Christian America

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3. Oof. The HOA rules and covenants for this is going to suuuucccckkkk....

It won't just be the color of paint or height of the grass...it's whether you can keep your kids, wimminfolk, relatives or old friends in line 24/7 with the rules.
That BFF you could talk to about anything and will help you out whenever you need help? Your wife with her Master's Degree who wants to work on a research project she's always dreamed about since high school?
Your oldest found out about Anime on Social Media the year before you signed up, and refuses to give up Sailor Moon, Dragonball Z - or K-pop Demonhunters?
Sorry, they're not Christian enough. Deny them and repent, or leave.

Oh, and I'll bet those parcels are non-refundable.

People really don't understand what they're getting into, unless the "prophet" or Religious guru dangles all sorts of goodies and bribes in front of the heads of households to keep them inline with the club.
Just ask 7th day Adventists or fundamental Mormons ...