I have this theory. That Trump is not really in charge

[FakeNoose]

21. Bingo - Chump is being fed a script

I think he wears an earpiece that is secretly feeding him the script ... maybe from Stephen Miller or I-don't-know-who. Twenty years ago I would have said Rupert Murdoch, but it's clearly not him. It's somebody younger and craftier who monitors everything he does.

Sometimes the earpiece goes wacky and stops working ... that's when Chump gets really crazy and incoherent. We've all seen him do it, but there's never an explanation forthcoming. You notice how he always tilts his head when he's speaking in front of a camera or to an audience? I think that's a tell that he's wearing the earpiece, because ambient noise is still a problem. I wish somebody would just jam the signal and block out his receiver.