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erronis

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16. Did that cow also have "kidney lifts"?

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Sat Jun 27, 2026, 07:20 PM

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And botox lips?

The cow does look pretty good in her birthday suit!

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Trump's Tacky 'State Fair' Makes Bizarre Tribute to Melania [View all] Zorro Yesterday OP

Now that's funny... wcmagumba Yesterday #1

No 🤣 I thought for sure The Onion put this out! Deuxcents Yesterday #2

So did I, and just looked.. nope the Daily Beast. Cha Yesterday #13

😆 Deuxcents Yesterday #19

Milking Melania for all she's worth..... BattleRow Yesterday #24

omg! lol Nicely done, BattleRow Cha Yesterday #31

Thank you! BattleRow 22 hrs ago #43

"The hair colors kind of match." 3catwoman3 Yesterday #3

And udders? QueerDuck Yesterday #23

It took a lot, but I managed... 3catwoman3 Yesterday #25

Lol, I'm glad I could save you the trouble! QueerDuck Yesterday #26

Can't tell if trolling or dumbshit... RockRaven Yesterday #4

And their funding will be pulled Totally Tunsie Yesterday #5

Humiliating livestock isn't patriotic The Blue Flower Yesterday #6

How about a bust of Trump made of lard? C_U_L8R Yesterday #7

How about a 💩 sculpture of slobby? SheltieLover Yesterday #9

The proper part of Trump to depict in lard is a bit lower on his body jmowreader Yesterday #34

He is already made of lard. you're too late. Wonder Why Yesterday #40

Poor cow SheltieLover Yesterday #8

Moolania! PuraVidaDreamin Yesterday #10

Made me think of the Bob's Burgers episode... Gaytano70 Yesterday #11

It's a Mooving tribute. Disaffected Yesterday #15

Utterly Moovelous! calimary Yesterday #39

non paywall link Celerity Yesterday #12

Matching udders...? I'll let myself out. Grins Yesterday #14

Did that cow also have "kidney lifts"? erronis Yesterday #16

All cow pies shall now be named Trumps chowder66 Yesterday #17

Melania the Cow.... Escape Yesterday #18

Was the cow an illegal immigrant too? ToxMarz Yesterday #20

I think think they named the cow Melania, because her SMILE matches! 70sEraVet Yesterday #21

That poor cow 🐮 MustLoveBeagles Yesterday #28

Was the cow wearing various pieces of lingerie? BobTheSubgenius Yesterday #22

Melaaaaaniaaaaaah speaks many languages including Cow. Mooooooo. twodogsbarking Yesterday #27

MOO BEST QueerDuck 15 hrs ago #45

MOO BEST (part 2) QueerDuck 14 hrs ago #46

Melaaaaaaniaaaaah tries to blend in. twodogsbarking 13 hrs ago #47

It fit. orthoclad Yesterday #29

A cow named Melania doubtless makes ice cream. mr715 Yesterday #30

I hear Melania likes to wear moomoos... wcmagumba Yesterday #32

from her early barnyard days dweller Yesterday #33

Moo Lala! BattleRow 21 hrs ago #44

That's so wrong MustLoveBeagles 6 hrs ago #52

Wow. They asked some brain-dead shitkicker from East Nowheresville to name something after Melanoma? Aristus Yesterday #35

Some cows can be be sweet MustLoveBeagles 6 hrs ago #53

I thought this had to be the onion Figarosmom Yesterday #36

I've called Melania a cow from time to time, but I didn't mean a real cow. Vinca Yesterday #37

Livestock. On The Mall? By any name? paleotn Yesterday #38

Burger time! Get the grill going. And we know a fat pig who could become sausages. Wonder Why Yesterday #41

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A faux king's cow? Are you make joke? Kid Berwyn 13 hrs ago #48

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This message was self-deleted by its author wcmagumba 6 hrs ago #50

Overall, the fair was as vacant as the Third Lady herself Blue Owl 6 hrs ago #51

A cow named Melania made an appearance at the opening day of Freedom250's Great America State Fair LetMyPeopleVote 2 hrs ago #54

"I don't care -- Do Moo?" TommyT139 28 min ago #55