'Our president is insane': Critics ridicule Trump's rant on 'criminally made algae'

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9. Trump calls for investigation into God

An aide to Donald Trump took to Truth Social today in a correctly spelled, somewhat grammatically correct tirade against the Almighty. Trump has been plagued by a series of catastrophes following a botched resurfacing of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool (or "pond" as he calls it) culminating in an abundance of unwanted algae.

"I have been informed that God the Creator made algae which I knew nothing about apparently and he put this algae in the pond which is very very highly illegal" rambled the post which continued, "Who would make something so disgusting in the first place? What an incompetent God. And on top of that he's VANDAL and a TERRORIST! I hear many terrible terrible things about God, what he did to that poor girl in Israel so long ago, he should prosecuted just for that. Netanyahu should be indicting God, but here I am DOING BIBI'S WORK FOR HIM AGAIN! He's been very ungrateful. Maybe he should be investigated TOO!"