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45. You know how we expect something deliciously stupid when we see Florida Man

Thu Nov 13, 2025, 10:53 PM

Nov 2025

in the headlines?
That's what folks in other countries expect when they see the headline 'American Man.....!!!!
Trump says he is going to make other countries stop laughing at us -- but he is the biggest joke we have!

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Dog shoots owner in the back after jumping on shotgun left on bed: Police [View all] groundloop Nov 2025 OP

Guns don't kill people, dogs with guns kill people? Ocelot II Nov 2025 #1

I'm sorry but LOLOL LearnedHand Nov 2025 #3

I don't know much about guns but I think it should not be loaded when cleaning it biophile Nov 2025 #2

Responsible Gun Owner: "Y'gonna make sure it's unloaded first?" Grokenstein Nov 2025 #9

Cleaning his gun with ammo in the chamber??? Ain't the dogs fault.. Evolve Dammit Nov 2025 #4

Some people just flat out shouldn't be allowed to own guns. groundloop Nov 2025 #6

Always been ok in USA (legally). But yeah, you're right. Lotsa stupid out there. Evolve Dammit Nov 2025 #14

Obvious self defense by the Dog. A gun owner that fucking stupid has probably shot a dog "by accident" before ;) n/t Cheezoholic Nov 2025 #18

Or pets! sdfernando Nov 2025 #42

Or dogs Katcat Nov 2025 #44

" Some people just flat out shouldn't be allowed to own guns." 3catwoman3 Nov 2025 #51

an impossibility. didn't happen. - - -(nt)- stopdiggin Nov 2025 #12

Hope the Christi dog-judge don't hear @ this Upjumpdadebil Nov 2025 #24

Fuck me, it ain't the dog's fault. Dog should'a looked before jumping on the bed. 3Hotdogs Nov 2025 #31

Dogs don't know how to discharge firearms. Sometimes I wish they did Evolve Dammit Nov 2025 #5

Hope it was bird shot gab13by13 Nov 2025 #7

If only there had been a good dog with a gun nearby . . . SarcasticSatyr Nov 2025 #8

You win! BlueKota Nov 2025 #62

you do not clean a gun when it is loaded. stopdiggin Nov 2025 #10

"Man's got to know his limitations." Evolve Dammit Nov 2025 #20

Marvelous sdfernando Nov 2025 #43

I hope the poor dog is okay! niyad Nov 2025 #11

This story makes me smile. Who Hassler Nov 2025 #13

You know the cat talked him into it. 2MuchNoise Nov 2025 #15

Thread winner orangecrush Nov 2025 #70

A likely story. kskiska Nov 2025 #16

Not!!!! FakeNoose Nov 2025 #32

This is a novel twist to "I was cleaning my gun..." rubbersole Nov 2025 #35

Reminds me of a Monk episode BlueKota Nov 2025 #63

It's the kid whose... GJGCA Nov 2025 #71

I've never owned a gun, but thought the first rule in cleaning one was to ensure it wasn't loaded. sinkingfeeling Nov 2025 #17

Dog was probably sick and tired of the owner durablend Nov 2025 #19

This should have happened to Kristi Noem FakeNoose Nov 2025 #21

This is what my partner wishes every time her name comes up. Hassin Bin Sober Nov 2025 #29

Guns keep us safe IronLionZion Nov 2025 #22

It was a hunting dog. He had a license. twodogsbarking Nov 2025 #23

So many STOOPID gun owners BaronChocula Nov 2025 #25

I say his kid did the deed. Dog got blamed Pas-de-Calais Nov 2025 #26

Im suspicious too.. BlueWaveNeverEnd Nov 2025 #27

I bet his cat actually did this DBoon Nov 2025 #28

This is the funniest comment!! AverageOldGuy Nov 2025 #39

My little dog would love to do that when her dinner is 5 minutes late. Irish_Dem Nov 2025 #30

Friendly fire Blues Heron Nov 2025 #33

They treat their guns like toys. mwb970 Nov 2025 #34

I don't like to victim blame, but the man should have handed over the num-nums! Behind the Aegis Nov 2025 #36

Darwin Award nominee. Grins Nov 2025 #37

Seriously, Chemical Bill Nov 2025 #40

Having never fired a shotgun myself, I have a question: Is there a muzzle flash like with a handgun? Attilatheblond Nov 2025 #67

Honorable mention only Blumancru Nov 2025 #69

You know... ZDU Nov 2025 #38

Stupid people, dogs and guns! Aussie105 Nov 2025 #41

You know how we expect something deliciously stupid when we see Florida Man 70sEraVet Nov 2025 #45

The dog stood his growl. GreenWave Nov 2025 #46

Wait... purr-rat beauty Nov 2025 #47

When asked by the police, the dog said steelyboo Nov 2025 #48

Can we sic that dog on Kristi Noem? Aristus Nov 2025 #49

I feel sympathy for the dog. This must have been very traumatic. thought crime Nov 2025 #50

Kristy Noem BGRD Nov 2025 #52

Nothing suspicious about it Coldwater Nov 2025 #53

I think the dog saw this meme on the internet and decided to take action. generalbetrayus Nov 2025 #54

Otherwise, he/she was a good dog. OAITW r.2.0 Nov 2025 #55

Ain't no fun when the dog has got the gun I suppose tornado34jh Nov 2025 #56

There are no gun accidents. Old Crank Nov 2025 #57

LOL larwdem Nov 2025 #58

Man bites Dog! SomewhereInTheMiddle Nov 2025 #59

Not just loaded, but safety off too? boyedav1969 Nov 2025 #60

Kristi Noem's dog should have done that. zanana1 Nov 2025 #61

When guns are outlawed Blumancru Nov 2025 #64

Cleaning a shotgun barrel inside requires the removal of shells. You have to be a special kind of stupid twodogsbarking Nov 2025 #65

Wait-- aren't you supposed to ensure your gun isn't loaded RazorbackExpat Nov 2025 #66

I know Rebl2 Nov 2025 #68