Tricky negotiations begin Monday to renew a trade pact between the United States, Mexico and Canada

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3. One can hope that the meeting goes something like this.

Trumps crony gets up and acts like royalty while smacking the podium with his Trump gavel.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this meeting is called to order. The first person to speak will be the representative of Mexico. Ambassador?"

"Thank you, Moderator, and thanks to this assemblage for the change to speak at what will be a memorable gathering of interests for the region. We, the people of Mexico, have only one thing to say.

Fuck you.

Thank you very much. I yield the floor."

Then, the Canadian ambassador gets up and says the same thing. They will then leave the meeting and go have one with other nations that are willing to negotiate in good faith rather than hold meetings to dick wave about how important they are over everyone else and how the world would collapse without us.

One can dream, can't one?