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Buddyzbuddy

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8. "DOJ will allow" them as direct hires. Don't you mean DOJ is begging and pleading.

Reply to mahatmakanejeeves (Original post)

Mon Mar 16, 2026, 08:03 PM

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Of course they have to get through that tough screening process. "Do you promise to call the President, daddy? And to kiss his big fat ugly arse all day, everyday, and do everything just as you're told to without thought no matter if it's unethical or illegal?"
Yes, then your in.

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DOJ to Allow Hiring of US Prosecutors Straight Out of Law School [View all] mahatmakanejeeves Monday OP

Just like psychology - pre-licensed professional bucolic_frolic Monday #1

Habba, Halligan, and Pirro underpants Monday #6

Quite sure it is more likely from Liberty U. vs Harvard.....the bar is very, very low. walkingman Monday #2

Pirro can attest to that... sheshe2 Monday #7

HA! BEWARE Grads..It's a TRAP annabanana Monday #3

Yup, kiss your career and future goodbye. Marie Marie Monday #9

Good chance of ending up in prison. IrishAfricanAmerican 20 hrs ago #15

Sounds like a flood of Liberty and Regent U ideologues underpants Monday #4

hitler youth are available. swear allegiance to the fuhrer and you're in nt msongs Monday #5

"DOJ will allow" them as direct hires. Don't you mean DOJ is begging and pleading. Buddyzbuddy Monday #8

ONLY TRUMP WHORES NEED APPLY Skittles Monday #10

If you sieg heil fuhrer trump, you're qualified. Mysterian Monday #11

This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Monday #12

I didn't go to law school, but I've seen My Cousin Vinny, Matlock, and Suits. Is that good enough? nt SomewhereInTheMiddle Yesterday #13

DOJ to Allow Hiring of US Prosecutors Straight Out of Hooters BaronChocula Yesterday #14

As waitstaff or as customers? NT mahatmakanejeeves 19 hrs ago #17

Hiring from the waitstaff for sure BaronChocula 15 hrs ago #18

Is "DOJ" pronounced like "DOGE"? JustABozoOnThisBus 19 hrs ago #16

MaddowBlog-DOJ reportedly lowers standards for federal prosecutors, adding to an unfortunate pattern LetMyPeopleVote 8 hrs ago #19