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raccoon

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19. yall heard this one about Stalin's letters to Khruschev?

Reply to BumRushDaShow (Original post)

Thu May 14, 2026, 04:58 AM

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General Ralph Landry: You know, when they forced Khruschev out, he sat down and wrote two letters to his successor. He said - “When you get yourself into a situation you can’t get out of, open the first letter, and you’ll be safe. When you get yourself into another situation you can’t get out of, open the second letter”. Well, soon enough, this guy found himself into a tight place, so he opened the first letter. Which said - “Blame everything on me”. So he blames the old man, it worked like a charm. He got himself into a second situation he couldn’t get out of, he opened the second letter. It said - “Sit down, and write two letters”.

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Sounds like fodder for a writing contest. usonian May 13 #17

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yall heard this one about Stalin's letters to Khruschev? raccoon Thursday #19

"Blow the whole country up" if he gets assassinated? Orrex Thursday #20

Reminds me of the old joke COL Mustard Thursday #21

Did he also write a letter to be read in case he chokes on a Big Mac ? or KFC ? eppur_se_muova Thursday #23

"Trump writes a letter" - lol TBF Thursday #24