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magicarpet

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5. Cock fights and pitbull dog fights to the death,...

Reply to BumRushDaShow (Original post)

Mon May 25, 2026, 09:18 PM

May 25

.... entertainment will be simultaneously offered at the former Jacqueline Kennedy Rose Garden. Please be careful not to slip and fall on the puddles of animal blood.

All you can drink moonshine bars will be setup at the North & South White House porticos. Puke buckets and barfbags will be available upon need or request.

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