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Blumancru

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19. My theory : The real one went to hamburger heaven long ago

Reply to demmiblue (Original post)

Tue May 26, 2026, 04:43 PM

14 hrs ago

And has been replaced with his audio animatron from Disney World. He has to go to Florida every weekend to get the battery recharged and to Walter Reed for software updates and to top off the hydraulic fluid.

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Trump wraps up 3-hour medical visit to Walter Reed and declares 'Everything checked out PERFECTLY' [View all] demmiblue 17 hrs ago OP

Is he going to start bragging about his cognitive tests again... MiHale 17 hrs ago #1

Glad AP had the stones to include these paragraphs BaronChocula 17 hrs ago #2

Three hours for preventive medical and dental checkups? generalbetrayus 17 hrs ago #3

And you know none of it was sitting in a waiting room intrepidity 17 hrs ago #8

Why Did It Take 3 Hours? MissouriDem47 17 hrs ago #4

Maybe it takes that long to recharge his battery. generalbetrayus 17 hrs ago #6

Or graft in another brain... The Madcap 17 hrs ago #11

Took him a long time to figure out which one was the lion. SeattleVet 14 hrs ago #18

yes Skittles 11 hrs ago #22

I like presidents who don't require three hour medical visits. RockRaven 17 hrs ago #5

Did they add new animals to his list? nt woodsprite 17 hrs ago #7

Poor vocabulary bmichaelh 17 hrs ago #9

I like how the press rarely questions whether truth social posts come from Trump Ilikepurple 17 hrs ago #10

Liar. I'll never believe anything he says, and besides, who among the cowards surrounding him would Amendment SWBTATTReg 16 hrs ago #12

Of Course We Can Just Take His Word for It! The Roux Comes First 16 hrs ago #13

Is he going back to the WH or straight to Camp David???? nt in2herbs 15 hrs ago #14

3 hours, eh? City Lights 15 hrs ago #15

3 hours? LudwigPastorius 15 hrs ago #16

Seven dental checkups in two and half months seems rather sketchy Torchlight 15 hrs ago #17

My theory : The real one went to hamburger heaven long ago Blumancru 14 hrs ago #19

Looks/reads like a STENT placement. Don't want the heart shutting down in middle of its wallow walk. dave99 13 hrs ago #20

If it had actually gone "perfectly" Grokenstein 12 hrs ago #21

Four exams in less than six months...... Bayard 5 hrs ago #23